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Christian Mingle: The Movie (2014)
seanotron replied to WEdidITagain's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
She famously turned down the part of Robin in HIMYM to do Ghost Whisperer. I'm sure Lacey wishes she could have caught that particular crumb.- 38 replies
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Christian Mingle: The Movie (2014)
seanotron replied to WEdidITagain's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
THIS. Does Lacey Chabert's entire career just consist of accepting roles that Jennifer Love Hewitt turned down?- 38 replies
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One of my favorite Oscar categories is the old 'Whoops We Should Have Given You One of These For One of Your Excellent Performances But We Didn't Because We Gave it to Some Other Crap We Can't Even Remember So Oops Our Bad Here Ya Go' award.
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This movie also completely cops out in the end as *SPOILER ALERT* he wakes up to discover the whole thing was a dream. Jennifer Lynch totally pulled a Dallas/Newhart ending. There's definitely something bubbling under the surface about misogyny but she just didn't do anything interesting with it.
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I definitely did not mean to diminish the hard work the entire Earwolf family puts into everything they do and especially the difficult work they've put in this past week. I just wanted acknowledge Brett since he did such great work on what I imagine were two very, very difficult episodes in the wake of what happened.
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Brett really deserves an MVP award for his work this week. He already deserved one for all his hard work at Earwolf, but jeez these shows must have been incredibly difficult to put together so quickly. We really appreciate what you do, Stard.
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Oh, Real Genius is way better than this. Though it also deserves an episode because it is crazy bananas. 'Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?' I can already hear Jason jerkin' it.
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The Boy Who Could Fly (1986)
seanotron replied to Ofcoursemyhorse's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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This is one of those movies I saw as a kid but assumed as an adult was just a product of my youthful imagination. It's always weird to see it confirmed as real! Also I think you mean Dennis Hopper, not Harvey Keitel.
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I think you need a better example because Darius Rucker should definitely be ashamed of the music he makes.
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The selfish thought that keeps popping into my head is 'I am never going to hear another Harris's Foam Corner' and it just breaks my heart. I am absolutely gutted, and I have never even met Harris. I just can't imagine what Scott, Kulap & everyone that knew Harris are going through. The only thing I can think to say is we're keeping all of you close to our hearts right now.
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Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)
seanotron replied to TheFrenchTeacher's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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I will offer this, he was great when he worked with Baz Luhrmann. His Tybalt is tops in my book. I've always wondered how true his anecdotes were. There's an air of plausibility (like that Ahhnuld was a womanizer or that Steven Seagal was an ass or that pretty much everyone he's worked with slapped him at some point) but he tends to play it like he's some kind of iconoclastic anti-hero and you wonder how much he's embellishing & how much he's making up out of whole cloth. Then again, he tends to come across pretty poorly in his own stories, so who knows.
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Children, I'd like to tell you about a dark time in the mid-90s when someone in Hollywood tried to make John Leguizamo happen....
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It also has the distinction of being Bill Murray's sole directorial credit.
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There's also the fact that the stars of the movie appear to actively dislike each other, lack even the slightest chemistry, and take every opportunity to remind interviewers that the sex scenes in their super sexy movie about S.E.X. sex were super awkward and not in the least bit sexy.
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I'm with sillstaw, this movie is pretty great.
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IIRC, this one was more science-y (in the beginning, anyway) than Red Planet in that it felt like they were sticking reasonably close to the 'science' part of 'science-fiction'. In the end it kind of goes off the rails with the typical Chariots of the Gods stuff, but it wasn't super crazy. Maybe borderline boring, though? Other than Ennio Morricone's super fun b-movie score. I remember Red Planet being pure nonsense through and through, though.
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This was the Gary Sinise one, right? It really wasn't that bad. Mind you, it wasn't great, either. They really need to do the Black Dahlia. That climax?! It approaches levels of insanity that might just make Jason's head explode.
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Don't get me wrong, there are things in Cloud Atlas that are indefensible. Like uhhh this, for example:
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Normally I'd be all in and embrace a crazy Wachowski space opera (I actually enjoyed Cloud Atlas for its unabashed insanity), but it's Mila Kunis that makes me wary on this one. Her acting is just...well, it's bad. It's reaaaaaaal bad. I mean, Oz the Great and Powerful was never going to be a great movie, but she could have had fun with it and just gone for it but instead she just kinda sat there, seemingly confused about the type of movie she was currently starring in.
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Always happy to hear the stakes raised in Kremer's War on Imagination, Space & Drake.* *Also whistling