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I actually think the idea of the Tooth Fairy (a mysterious presence that sneaks into your room under cover of darkness to steal your teeth) is fairly terrifying already, so you don't need to add much in terms of making it a horror movie. This movie is ridiculous and the ending makes very little sense. The Tooth Fairy's weakness to light is very inconsistently applied, and varies depending on plot needs. But as far as cheap horror films go, it's not really that bad. Fun fact - this movie features Emma Caulfield of Buffy & 90210 fame in one of her only feature film roles.

The original Total Recall is bonkers but amazing. You could do it Crank style. The remake is competently made but incredibly boring. I don't think it would be that fun.

I'm sure this is awful, though I don't see how it could be any worse than the source material, which was also terribly written.

LIES!

My fingers are still crossed that they will do this one.

I believe St Clair mentioned on YMIW or Whooch that Jason is extremely private and the she didn't even know where he lived because he was weird about giving his address out. Perhaps one can never truly know The Zouks.

Scarlett Johannson is kind of like movie wallpaper. She is neither good nor especially bad, she just occupies space and eventually you'll forget she's even there.

I would just like to say that this is the greatest thing that has ever happened.

Oh and for the Golden Girls trivia fans out there, Rue McClanahan was actually the youngest cast member.

I noticed that too, but I felt like June was on fire this episode so I didn't mind so much.

Now it's time for...How Did This Get Bynes?

I did think it was interesting that Jo Beth Williams and Sylvester Stallone are very nearly the same age. So despite the weird sexism present in the movie, they did at least avoid the May-December trope.

Quite right, the FBI agent was genre master Jeffrey Combs.

Too Long; Didn't Read

Those clips might as well just be the entire movie. The entire movie is deeply disturbing.

The reason I'd object to this is not that it's been discussed too much but rather that it was a deliberately gimmicky movie. It was designed to be stupid. Where's the fun in dissecting that?

I actually thought the DJ night they hated sounded awesome.

Oh my word, Patrice's laugh in that clip...that's almost as good as Jason's squeal when June asked about what constituted a street fighter.

I'm all for doing older movies, but phew boy, this may be a just a wee bit too old.

This episode made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to die. And what a heavenly way to die it would have been!

The Louis Farrakhan episode was aired. There was a huge public backlash (Whoopi Goldberg infamously called Arsenio asking him not to do it), but the episode went out. I have no doubt there were affiliates that refused to air it, though. Of course, part of the backlash after the episode was that he basically let Farrakhan say whatever he wanted without challenging him. Lots of softball questions.

I wish they'd do Year One. I know they likely won't, but I'd love to see a Director's edition-style episode where Paul & June break down what exactly went wrong there.

I didn't think I'd like Pineapple Express, but I ended up laughing quite a bit. I feel confident I would not have liked this, however.

I had completely forgotten about this movie! I need to re-watch it, because it's one of those 'loved it as a kid' things. It might end up as my personal Nothing But Trouble.

It is ridiculous, but I find it enjoyably campy (mostly thanks to Richard Roxburgh and David Wenham). I always thought the guy playing Frankenstein's Monster did a decent Peter Boyle impression. And there is some good production design in this, especially that ballroom scene. But I do think the term 'CGI vomit' was invented for things like this.