EPISODE 259 — Huskey Do's Huskey Don'ts

[EPISODE 259 — Huskey Do's Huskey Don'ts]

Man i'm old. I was thinking they were referencing Hüsker Dü the band (and the old board game which gave the band its name), but I think they were referencing the joke in Joe Dirt?

 

Wanna feel old? Krampus isn't even out yet.

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

I was at a live taping of Wait Wait Don't Tell me about a month ago and Neil Degrasse Tyson called in and actually did make some references to smoking weed that I think they cut out of the radio broadcast. I think if Eggs tries a little bit harder he could really make DeGrasse is Greener a reality.

[EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns]

I feel awkward about this b/c Hayes does look at the forums so he'll probably think I'm weird and creepy for speculating on his actual life on a forum, but all the information I know is from stuff he's said on other podcasts so it's really fair game. And I am weird. And a total Hayes-Head...

 

 

Why would anyone be creeped out that a stranger who used to call himself American Diaper knew a lot about their personal life from internet stalking?

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

A big bee

[Episode 97 — Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend]

Instead of having the subscription howl services why don't all the Earwolf hosts do ads for guns like Mancow does. Mancow wears sunglasses all the time and broadcasts from Navy Pier so he's obviously cool as fuck plus that gun scrilla has gotta be worth more than 5 bucks a month per user.

[EPISODE 364 — The Marm of Smarm Returns]

What's with the audio quality of the closing up the plugs bag theme? Sounds like when they added the most recent one it lowered the quality of the rest of it. Lookin' in your direction Engineer Cody Boy

[EPISODE 356 — Heynong Man]

So does PFT bring his own cans to the recording sesh? That's like the weirdo in the dorm who brings his own ping pong paddle to the ping pong game.

[EPISODE 234 — Weedies]

Who is this new engineer? Is this another friend of Cody's? Has this new person met Sean and Hayes yet? This is a big earwolf development!

[EPISODE 108 — Con Air LIVE!]

SOMEONE WHO WAS AT THE SHOW I NEED A PICTURE OF A GIANT DISEMBODIED JUNE HEAD ON THE SCREEN THIS IS IN ALL CAPS AS IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

 

Yeah, that's nice. I myself have a 7 year badge, and I've also received Reddit gold and created and moderated subreddits. No big deal. I don't ever bring it up or anything.

 

Pointer #1, always one up people when you have the the opportunity.

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

I heard someone was talking about reddit? Do you all reddit? It's like cool and front page of internet for nerds.

 

I've got a 6 year badge on reddit so if anyone wants to know how to be a terrible person on the internet I've got some pointers.

[EPISODE 344 — Classic Switcheroo]

Here's what we know about this Jarles character so far:

• Male, 40 years old
  
• "rail thin"
  
• constantly grimacing
  
• says "dude"
  
• aversion to seafood
  
• suffers from a diaphragm condition that makes it difficult for him to push words out of his mouth
  
• also suffers from soft teeth
  
• patriotic
  
• devout (religion not specified, but assume christian)
  
• his profession is a fencing instructor
  

That's all we have to work with for now. Maybe we can get someone in behavioral science to work up a profile.

 

I think it's James Bond who recently was punched in the mouth very hard.

[Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend]

Goldie Hawn really let herself go.

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

Lauren Lapkus just posted this on twitter to ask to vote for With Special Guest, but you know what to do

 

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rU4OrwzCvNtDwuot1Lq8KHktA3hS4bhnZl2kG-rQUhY/viewform

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

Being tall is cool, but having big beard is smart and funny and nice. I'm also 6'2" so don't worry I'm cool too.

 

[EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally]

Best part of the show was Hayes and Sean reading the ads. They need to be on CBB soon

 

I just remembered that Scott said in an ep of UTU2TM? that they record the ads directly after recording an ep. Maybe this means they recorded an ep together and did the ads together right after? My hopes are up! Hayes and Sean you read the boards just say if you did.

[EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally]

If Hayes and Sean are in every ad I will forget that my 30 second skip button exists. Pleeeease do it!

[Episode 1603 - Jen Kirkman]

How insane and out of touch do you have to be to spend your money on a crusade against plastic?

[EPISODE 220 — Make Love Like Gorillas]

I've been gradually working "Jordan, Jesse, Go" into my podcast listening. Its pretty good. Jesse's always a good guest on "Never Not Funny" too.

 

I've been listening to JJGO for a long time. Check out Episode 40, maybe my favorite podcast episode of all time, especially back then, when there were no good podcasts

[Episode 71 — Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend]

Congratulations Hayes, when you said "Morpheus" you made me do a big laugh/cough into my drink and the pretty barista looked at me in concern because I suddenly looked so uncool. Gee, that's just great, thanks so much. (I can't do italics on mobile but actually I was being sarcastic).

 

 

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus

Go eat some walruses

Orifices, Porridges

Morpheus, Morpheus

 

Going to the Buffet and Walruses

Corpheus, Corpseses

Worcestershire sauce

Go into your orifices

 

Red pill, blue pill

Morpheus, Walruses

Seashells by the Seashorpheus

 

Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

[EPISODE 335 — The Wedding of Gilli and Garry]

Gilly keeps getting better and better. That first improvised song made me tear up laughing.

[EPISODE 333 — Pit Stop]

I wonder if Scott felt weird when Jack talked about how he doesn't think it's ok to be dating people who are way younger than you are.

 

According to Wikipedia he's dating Lena Dunham, WHO IS IN FACT TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM! Guys, let's get on twitter and complain about this, and one person call Zouks, who is not on twitter, so he can still get the info.

[Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend]

There was just a guy Parks and Rec who seemed smart and funny and nice.

[Episode 331 — Secret Superlatives]

Another awesome new Lapkus character?

 

Kicks up feet onto desk, leans back, pushes down shades.

 

I could get used to this.

[Episode 329 — Too Much Tuna Tour]

Hinkley was the one who tried to kill Ron Reagan. Mark Chapman killed Lennon. The ghost of Rasputin killed Lenin.

 

I don't know why I needed to be an ass instead of saying I've been waiting for this episode for years, and is the sequel to my fave ep of all time, but this ep was great! C+!