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    Don't you see? The penis was inside you all along!

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Jay Leno, Jared Leto, Jello Pudding, the color Yellow

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    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a third time, and you have to guest star in an episode of Shameless.

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but the way she walks around everywhere with that prospecting equipment makes you wonder

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Will the vaunted Vaughn they call Vince vanquish as villain?

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Even butt sex.

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Am I too late for the catchphrase!?

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tom Cruise!? I thought Jah Creature was going to be a Rastafarian monster movie.

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Turn the right corner in Sin City, and you can find anything. Turn the right corner in Spin City, and you can find Richard Kind.

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hi This is Joe from Bigton Water Co. Please Contact Me ASAP

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Dicktaker: With Sacha Baring Colon and Jizzin Man-Tuchas

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you don't come see me today, I can't save you any money!

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bite your tongue, Ulrich, or I'll turn you into soup!

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you have a clutch trombone please press 1 now.

    By Jon1326657842, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Alfred Kropp: The Thirteenth Skull is a young adult fantasy thriller by Rick Yancey.

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    Is that a dead cat? No, it's Oliver Platt!

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    No one clam should have all that chowder

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    We can't lay this egg anymore, but can we still be hens?

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    I'm thinking of opening an italian restaurant called Stromboli and Isles.

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    In Fonzie's defense, he couldn't have known that chair was rigged with C4!

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