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Leland_Rodriguez

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  1. Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, now that's some comedy.
  2. As we look out upon the infinite sea, and the sun sinks slowly in the west, one can almost hear the wind whisper, "Bang Bang".
  3. What? Huh? Oh, right, the show. I should probably get around to recording that.
  4. A barrel of laughs would be way cheaper if they'd just let us drill for them domestically.
  5. You'd probably be surprised to find out just how much I love the sound of my own voice.
  6. If I called you an asshole, would you still call me a friend?
  7. I can't believe this still needs to be said, but please, do not hit the horse while the show is in motion.
  8. When your dog dies on a Monday morning, there aren't many other places you can take him.
  9. If you're gonna eat all of that bread anyway, why not eat the basket, too?
  10. Our top story tonight: Wizened Wizard Tears Teen in Twain. But first, this week's weather forecast!
  11. Why do today what will almost assuredly be seen as inconsequential when history looks back upon it?
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