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    ......... and, scene.

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    A curse of endless breadsticks upon you, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

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    A rant about the disappointing quality of the catchphrase submissions that turns into the WIlly Wonka tunnel boat speech (Read in post)

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    A vote for me is a vote against those fat cats in Washington! Eat a dick President Garfield

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    Are you really too busy to visit your mother?

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    Ask me politely and I might split this Toblerone with you

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    Check out the facts, it's the Hollywood Facts!

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    Erection, your honor! Two for flinching

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    Everything you hear after this sentence is the work of a hyper intelligent computer

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    Exit, stage left even!

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    Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on Jeff Goldblum

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    Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

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    Hand over the tuna salad sandwich, kid! I used to stack charlie's like you THIS TALL back in 'Nam!

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    How about a mouthful of THESE berries, Sherri?

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    How many times do I have to tell you that LegalZoom is NOT a fucking lawyer??!!

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    How much swagger would Mick Jagger jack if Mick Jagger could jack swagger?

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    How's The movie going? This is Cock Blockermom, can I get you two anything? Maybe some chips?

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    I could eat a peach for hours!

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    I do declare, I have a powerful thirst....for VENGEANCE!

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    I keep saying "I'll see you at the movies!", but we never decided on what to see. Hope Springs seems delightful, don't you think?

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    I've been working on this Liza Minnelli impression all week, want to hear it?

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    I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got an STD

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    If I had a nickel for every man I kissed, I'd.....probably have to sit back and reconsider my marriage

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    In loving memory of Gallagher Too, this is Comedy Bang Bang!

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    Jimmy, if you're going to read those Dilbert comics, read em outside!

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