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  1. Tag abuse aside, I feel like the happening should have gone straight to DVD. I would love for the HDTGM team to talk this one over, I got dragged to see this piece of garbage in the theater. Everybody in this movie is just awful, they're totally wooden-even people I normally like in other contexts. Somehow M. Night got the worst possible performance out of everyone involved. Attack of the killer tomatoes had a more believable central premise.
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    Character Drawings

    I am so terrified of what's going to show up on this thread after episode 24.
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    Submit your new HDTGM logo here!

    Here's my attempt, though there are some truly gorgeous logos here already.
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    Episode 27 — Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt 1

    I have to give serious credit to Jason Mantzoukas for calling this movie out on how bizarre and inappropriate Bella's motivations are in this series. It would be funnier if there weren't so many young people receiving the messages of this movie. And I can't imagine what Bella and Edward will actually talk about when they're out of danger. They literally have nothing to connect them except the implicit threat of Bella's death by Edward, Jacob, the coach from the Damned United. This movie is bonkers.
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    Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

    No, Really, this needs to be done. They have a car chase with what is probably one of the grip's yellow 83 mustang and the dialogue...just wow