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Wien

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  1. Oh my god he just made that monkey a martini. And she drank it. And multiple Tony and Emmy Award nominee Tim Curry has to sit there and act like this is all normal.
  2. I just started watching this on Netflix, and I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.
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    I, Frankenstein (2014)

    This does not look fun. At all.
  4. I feel like after listening to this, I should be on the phone ordering a juicer or something....
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    Paul Scheer sells comedy to ABC

    Thats some good juju. Congrats to him, and to June for her show too. And congrats to Jason to, just cuz. Okay, I just tried to google June to catch the name of the ABC show, and google decided to provide me with an interesting option... WTF is this all about?? And why is that the TOP one?
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    Deathstalker 2: Duel of the Titans (1987)

    http://cinemassacre....r-movie-review/ "Ordinarily I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it." Craziest line ever.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    I finally forced myself to finish this movie. At the end of it, Netflix dared to ask me to rate it. Just for shits and giggles, I decided to give it a high rating just to see what else it would recommend to me. Netflix was literally rendered speechless.
  8. Wait, that happy workers factory music that was playing is diegetic?? You mean they're actually listening to that song while they work??
  9. I am 15 mins into this movie and it is a fevered nightmare materialized. I don't know if I have the mental fortitude to handle this right now.
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    DAREDEVIL (2003)

    That is a very sad thing to see in writing.
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    DAREDEVIL (2003)

    Ben Affleck is a decent enough actor (and a much better director), his range is limited to a specific set of genres. Action/SuperHero is not in that wheelhouse, Vin Diesel is also another one of those guys who is a decent enough actor at the particular craft he plies. But you would never cast Vin Diesel as King Lear, and you shouldn't cast Ben Affleck in any hero flick. I thought Daredevil (it IS a fucking awful movie, and fucking awful movies is the name of the game here) taught the world this lesson, but it appears we need a recourse from such amnesia. And who better to provide said recourse than the masterful visionary behind one of my favorite HDTGM episodes, Zach Snyder.
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    DAREDEVIL (2003)

    The internet exploded into a wildfire of rage at the Ben Affleck Batman announcement. So obviously, Daredevil is now a must.
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    Only God Forgives????

    I just don't like Ryan Gosling.
  14. Stallone-a-thon.... Judge Dredd, Cobra, Demolition Man, and now Over the Top. This one is a great classic, though. Nic Cage needs a come back! Come on, Cage!
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    Only God Forgives????

    35 Average Rating: 4.9/10 Reviews Counted: 101 Fresh: 35 | Rotten: 66 Director Refn remains as visually stylish as ever, but Only God Forgives fails to add enough narrative smarts or relatable characters to ground its beautifully filmed depravity. "The film received a very divisive response at its Cannes press screening; it was booed by many of the audience of journalists and critics while also receiving a standing ovation.[12][18] It received a mixed to negative response from mainstream critics." A standing ovation AND booing at the same time? How confusing... Maybe they were saying "Boooo-uurns".
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    Also, in regards to Mockbusters: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mockbuster Crazy to think that an "of" is all that stands between Asylum and a Columbia Pictures lawsuit. It must be sad to be an inspiring actor/actress and a cadre of mockbuster movies is all you can get. As long as it pays, I suppose.
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    Squirrelpool: Killer squirrels in a Whirlpool that attacks a WW2 submarine.
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    That whole bit about falling right into a sharks mouth reminded me of this:
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    Well this was unexpected. I didn't even get a chance to watch this yet, but I guess I'd better hunt it down.
  20. This episode is simply magical.
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    Dead Heat (1988)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jus4GsEkSIQ Oh my God yes.
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