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    junes pregnant!!!

    Its so obvious now... the final episode of HDTGM will end with the baby's arrival, in which case the crew will finally do the movie that this freakin podcast was built for from the start.... Junior.
  2. "snow dad's better than no dad." This is the line that was written before the rest of this script, and the basis of which the entire movie was written around.
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    The Wolf of Wall Street

    HDTGM? I know how this got made: The script bounced around a bit (originally offered to Ridley Scott), but ended up being green-lit by an indie studio. Martin Scorsese ( who has a ton of positive equity still thanks to, The Departed, Shutter Island, Boardwalk Empire, HUGO...) helped pen the script originally, and when it came back around after being green-lit, he jumped on it. And he and Leo team up almost exclusively to make fantastic films, anyway. Combine this with a timely and relevant, witty and sharply written script, and boom. That's how this one got made. And it seems to be doing rather well, too. And Rightly so, I'm glad to see it.
  4. I have to say, I like Michael Keaton in this role a lot better than I imagine what George Clooney would be like. But yeah, death by stabbing or poison.
  5. Oh my goodness. I am watching this movie now and it is a supreme bummer. Its like The Road of bad christmas movies. Landslide?? Really?? That song alone is enough to do me in....
  6. Wow, I had no idea about the Holyfield quote....insane. HDTGM pre-recorded podcasts are more up to date than me. Scheer must stayed glued to TMZ.
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    Episode 77 — Hudson Hawk

    Its Christmas morning, I played Santa, the household is asleep, I am listening to this episode on my headphones in bed, and I randomly decided to google "hat convention in July". http://www.blackhat.com/us-13/ I almost lost my shit. Until further reading explained that its an internet security convention. I almost had my Christmas early.
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    Twixt

    I just watched this on Netflix instant, and holy fucknuggets is this movie AWFUL. Francis Ford Coppola wrote, produced, and directed this film starring Pete Holmes and Elle Fanning. The dialog in this movie is fucking psychotic. The plot is beyond confusing, and entirely pointless. The acting is below negative. But then, with the writing the way it is, I imagine the actors could only do so much. This film was inspired by a bad dream Coppola had, where he woke up and couldn't fall back to sleep to finish the dream. That plays a big big part in the film. This is a movie about a guy who keeps getting rudely awakened from his sleep.
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    Twixt

    And the dialog in this at times, is Birdemician.
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    Twixt

    Oh man, I forgot about his gay black basketball player from the 60s. As depicted in a scene where you watch him struggle for 2 minutes to write a terrible opening sentence.
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    Episode 77 — Hudson Hawk

    I think we need to start a petition to get Bruce Willis to do a sequel to Hudson Hawk.
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    Episode 77 — Hudson Hawk

    Also; looks like someone else beat you to the Nundercover punch. Sorry guys... internet and all. http://vimeo.com/14429127
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    Episode 77 — Hudson Hawk

    HIMYM vs HDTGM. It begins...
  14. I have to admit, the one TRUE honest non ironic laugh that I got out of this movie was during that fight scene when Andie MacDowell shot Bruce Willis in the arm on accident.
  15. I mean seriously. WTF.
  16. You are wrong. Very insanely wrong.This movie felt like I was watching a reverse Old Dogs... like it was originally meant to be a kids movie, and some exec goes "Wait a sec, kids don't know who the fuck Bruce Willis is... but adults love him! Make this R rated!" There is really no reason for this movie to BE R rated aside from some awkward over the top pseudo violence and all the weird moments of forced adult humor. Not to mention the wildly awful dialog and forced overacting to compensate for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfnA4lTHglQ If ever there was a reason for the HDTGM crew to bring back the WTF Moment segment, this movie is chock full of them. Its like if Old Dogs and Pluto Nash adopted Barb Wire and Toy's illegitimate bastard child and raised it as its own.
  17. "What's going on up there?" "You want me to rape them?"
  18. "Courtney, stop! You're embarrassing your country!" whoooaaa she took that shit straight to the top shelf.
  19. I am 39 mins into this movie and it is BLOWING MY MIND. Was Bruce Willis really just joking about jizzing from a dog biting his balls??
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    Twixt

    I loath Vincent Gallo, and refuse to patronize his movies with my viewership.
  21. Oh GOD. I own the Hudson Hawk NES game. It is one of the worst games I've ever played.
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    Mancation (2012)

    Holy hell, Joey Fatone is STILL starring in movies???
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    Twixt

    I believe, good friend, that that is exactly what they did.
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    Episode 76 — Fair Game

    I could not stand this movie at all. The crew was WAY too easy on this one. Ugh.
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