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Wien

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  1. At some point, people are going to stop casting him in movies if nobody is going to see them.... right?
  2. John Carpenter. You can say that he is very hit or miss with his films. When he hits, they are masterpieces. Timeless classics, even. But when they miss, they are enough to make Jesus hate his children's continued existance. So which category does Ghosts of Mars fall into? Watch the trailer and take a wild fucking guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V_dFw4mxeI Ice Cube. Jason Statham. Bad costumes. Worse sets. Even worse dialog.
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UNwxC-uPX0 Sharon Stone's uninspirred follow up to Basic Instinct, complete with awkward Billy Baldwin butt thrusts.
  4. The trailer for part 2 was just dropped and, well... come ON guys. You are going out of your way to avoid this one. Its going to happen. Go ahead and get 1 done first.... ...and then when 2 hits the theaters, queue this bad boy on up and drop it like its hot while its fresh.
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    Episode 203.5 - Minisode 203.5

    Man, fuck this movie. Never have I wanted to hurt a character in a movie more than I did with Mellisa Joan Hart. I just wanted Mario Lopez to beat the crap out of her, and then when she started acting like a jealous brat and somehow THAT segues into their blossoming relationship?? Fuuuuck you movie, that contemptible character's cadaver should be shoveled off by the side of the road by act 3. Also, looking at Mario Lopez, if you had told me that the movie was shot at the same time as Saved By The Bell, I would have believed it. If you told me it was shot last week, I would have believed it. Dude is a vampire.
  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZfg23SeV8 Pierce Brosnan Magic.
  7. Wien

    Is HDTGM just doing live episodes now?

    Depending on the movie and the guests, I can go either way. Some are better live, some are better in studio. But you can't fault them for wanting to charge 35 bucks a pop and fill out a massive theater like the Paramount in Austin. That Bonobos money can only go so far.
  8. Does Sky Captain take place in the Godzilla cinematic universe?
  9. Wien

    Episode 185.5 - Minisode 185.5

    TIME TO GEOSTORM
  10. Wien

    Episode 185 - Adore

    That's the sequel
  11. Wien

    Episode 184.5 - Minisode 184.5

    I watched Monster Trucks. Its not anywhere near as wacky as it seems, its really just super boring and not worth the watch.
  12. Wien

    Episode 184.5 - Minisode 184.5

    The one real problem I had with this movie (and maybe this makes me racist) is I couldn't tell any of the white people apart. I would be watching a scene between two of them and think "Oh mom and son are having a moment", and then they'd start banging and be like "Oh! They aren't mom and son at all!". I always forgot who was whose kid. Which I guess doesn't really matter since they all seem to live together and hang around one another 24/7 anyway. And after that crazy two year time jump there is no way you're convincing me there wasn't any 4 way gang bangs going on at that beach house during that time. Naomi Watts and Robin Wright try their damndest to sell it, but the two dudes.... especially with the hokey setup in the first act. If the title card came up and instead of saying "Adore" it said "Cinemax presents Taboo Fantasies 5", i would have thought nothing of it.
  13. Wien

    Episode 184.5 - Minisode 184.5

    I just watched that the other night, its on HBO Go. I gotta say... its largely boring in an unrealistic, ham fisted "Jack Frost" kind of way until about an hour and 10 mins in, then it gets CRAZY. It seems like Colin Trevorrow is in director jail as a result, but I'm not really sure that's fair for him given what he had to work with script wise.
  14. Wien

    Episode 183.5 - Minisode 183.5

    I hope Jessica St Clair is the guest, she needs to be the resident dystopian movie guest.
  15. Have they announced the movie they are doing for this show yet?
  16. There is NO WAY this is escaping your show. If it does, you fail.
  17. Guuuuuuuuuys, its all happeniiiiiing Boy, the comments on this video.... the Amazon second opinions on this one should be a work of art. Of course we could always get a sense of whats to come by reading the Amazon reviews for the book... "To the individual who wrote the review entitled "Christian Propaganda", you don't know what it is to be a Christian. No, you will not be saved based on your works, you must confess Jesus Christ as your Saviour. However, if you do evil works and commit sin that is not forgiven, you will not make the rapture either. You have to be forgiven! You can not commit evil works and make it to heaven without forgiveness. This book is very true about the end time events. And I will pray for your soul, because it sounds to me like you will be here during the Tribulation. I truly hope you come to the saving knowledge of Jesus before that day approaches. He is coming back. And it will not be long. If you truly believe this is bogus, for your sake, I hope you're right." Five Stars.
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    Rage (2014)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgxje9I-B0 The long awaited return of Crazy Nick Cage. You guys have let him toil in the shadows long enough. Come July 11th, its time to take it back to where it all (sort of) started.
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    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    http://uproxx.com/movies/teen-witch-reunion/2/
  20. Wien

    Episode 135.5 - Minisode 135.5

    Hell Comes to Frogtown... I am so happy about this one!
  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsAqVvlR5DQ This Means War is a 2012 romantic comedy action film directed by McG. The film stars Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine and Tom Hardy as victims of a love triangle in which two CIA agents and best friends (Pine and Hardy) discover that they are dating the same woman (Witherspoon). Based upon 129 reviews, it received a 25% "rotten" score on Rotten Tomatoes. Among 35 top critics, it had an approval rating of 23% with the consensus saying, "A career lowlight for all three of its likable stars, This Means War is loud, clumsily edited, and neither romantic nor funny."
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    This Means War (2012)

    That trailer link seems to not work. I want to re-up on this, I would like to see the gang get back into the modern era romcom genre for a bit (has it really been since From Justin to Kelly? March of 2013?).
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