If Looks Could Kill (1991)

[If Looks Could Kill (1991)]

"Teen" heartthrob Richard Grieco starred in this movie, which was apparently supposed to bridge his career from small screen to big screen.

This movie has Linda Hunt AND Roger Daltrey.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102095/

[Episode 159 — Apicklelypse]

Ooh please the internets, make a movie poster for "Wrong Side of the Cracks."

[Hello, gravy. We have liftoff!]

Yep.

[Is this show coming back?]

Jeff, if you can make new episodes, that would be super awesome. If not, thanks for the ones you did, they were enlightening.

[Sit on my knees]

I said, sit on my knees.

[Forget Oreos; eat Bang! Bang! cookies.]

I might be inclined to put a face in the sand.

[Forget Oreos; eat Bang! Bang! cookies.]

You're Bad.

[Episode 74 — Engorged Heart Clit]

I submit "Thumbdiggity", as in, "giving the thumbdiggity", or "doing the thumbdiggity". It's not the shortest, but it's fun to say.

[Worst Celebrity Plugs Theme Ever]

This is what happens to my brain from listening to Comedy Bang Bang. The Worst Celebrity Plugs Theme Ever. Featuring "Tupac", Kermit the "Frog", "Lil" Wayne, and a guest vocalist.

 

Soundcloud: Worst Celebrity Plugs Theme Ever

 

For some reason, I feel compelled to apologize.

[Who Charted Math Rock?]

This is an attempt to explain math rock, musically. And now I'm going to be sick.

 

Who Charted Math Rock?

[Episode 148 — Wipeout!]

I would love to read the blurbs on this book's dust jacket.

[This Quiz Needs a Theme Song]

This is a song about needing a theme song inspired by dialogue w/ Paul F. Tompkins in ep. 63. I recorded it so it could leave my brain.

 

Soundcloud: This Quiz Needs a Theme Song

[Episode 148 — Wipeout!]

Counting down from 1...

1. Don't listen to this in public, people will think you're insane

0. Andy Daly is bananas (in the parlance of Jason Mantzoukas)

-1. I am offended on behalf of women. That is to say, women without beavers. They will feel really left out by Jason & Scott's beaver dialogue.

-2. Entertainment Weekly's issue featuring Oscar awards party dinner menus (can't believe that was left out)

[My Name is Scott, and I'm here to say that I'm the best damn rapper in the U.S.]

If nothing else, this should help Scott in his next freestyle rap battle.

[Episode 31 — Birdemic: Shock and Terror LIVE!]

Birdemic caused me mental trauma. The Live HDTGM episode somewhat relieved this trauma, though I still may resort to trepanation. Birdemic 2 will certainly be the death of me.

[Hopes and Dreams for The CBB TV show]

Seeing PFT as Sir ALW live is phenomenal. Especially with Adam Scott playing the straight man. The stuffed animals on the bookshelves are a nice touch.

[Plugs Up Hot Dog Memorial]

What's up, hotdog? I figured I'd make my first post count for something

 

Here's my plugs theme song.

 

Plugs Up Hot Dog Memorial

 

Peace out,

 

Juicy Melon Jim