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Heh, and the dads need to go out and get some SON, amiright?

You are too kind. I thank you deeply If you listen to the episode of Podcasts Are Wonderful I was on you can sense a lot of sexual tension between us.

Thanks for sharing Greggy. This thread is basically now just people saying Hi to each other, so I'm glad you posted something personal. Maybe we could all share where we were when we started listening to Hollywood Handbook and how it has improved our lives? As you know, I live in Ohio. Ohio is a flat dirt-plain of nothing except two UDF gas-stations and sometimes a cow. We do, however, have a sky. Before I started listening to Hollywood Handbook, I was a cloud-looker. Most people in Ohio are too depressed to look at anything other than their shoes, which they often can't see because of the tears that well over their eye's balls. Because their head-hanging depression, it was up to me to look up into the sky and tell them what clouds were, and what they looked like, and if they were mean clouds (gray, stormy-looking or shaped like a mad face) or nice clouds (white, fluffy, or shaped like the one good UDF gas-station). As you can imagine it was tiring work craning my neck all day and constantly shouting at the top of my lungs so the whole town could hear scientific descriptions of what clouds are and what they looked like, and also I was never even paid in money because in Ohio we work on a bartering system based around dirt. After every day I was only given fifty clods of She-Dirt, which I couldn't even spend because I'm a boy. However one day I was able to trick the town blind-man and Steve Job's nephew Jebediah Jobs into thinking I was a girl, and I traded all my She-Dirt for one iPod. It was that day I discovered Hollywood Handbook, which was of course on the front page of the itunes store every day. Now I get to look straight ahead at movie scripts and hot stars instead of up at heaven fluffs.

I have to agree. I've enjoyed having the mini-series', but I've heard everything I'd want to listen to at this point. I *think* there's supposed to be at least one more episode of the Superego Forgotten Classics (Paul mentioned a sci-fi episode at some point) but that's one episode of one show, and I have no idea when it's coming out. Once again, the app works fine for me, and I'm more than happy to give $5 a month (which is nothing, really) to a company that has given me so many hours of free entertainment that has genuinely improved my life. But I would like to know, just as a fan of some of the Howl Premium shows, what the game-plan is. Like, are there going to be more episodes of Wild Horses, or The Complete Woman and Superego: FC? And if so, when?

I love it, too. Matt Besser does this a lot on Improv4Humans. Someone (in character) will start yelling and Matt will say, "Calm down, get off the table!" or something of that ilk. The idea of people getting mad and shaking their fists, standing on a table, or waving a strap-on battleship at their teacher's face (i4h deep cut) is always hilarious to me.

My FB profile pic has been different for like 4 months but it still hasn't synched with Earwolf. If I try to change it manually, it somehow changes to my profile picture from like 2 years ago, which is so crazy I can't even be mad.

I was a little bummed out by Moder Family Guy's actor-y aloofness during that first segment of Monday's ep. This episode was a good pallet cleanser. My pallet likes absolutely insane, nonsensical, pun-filled characters and New No-Nos.

When I don't like something, and that something hasn't actually hurt me, so much as it has momentarily inconvenienced my emotions, I just don't say anything. But I guess that's not true, because I'm saying something about this. So never mind.

I FORGOT BECAUSE I SUCK, OK? I will tell you about why I forgot if you do another hangout But it's a sad reason

this mikebonetti guy is a card.

Yeah, Mean Scott is just the best.

Do Jewish people usually complain this much? Sheesh.

probably one of the best jokes I've ever heard, lost fan or not

I've always said a good argument contains zero examples of the thing one is arguing about. So, well done. I particularly liked the part where you stated that this now retroactively exposes a deep-rooted hatred for Jewish people that's supposedly evident in the history of the entire show, even within Paul F. Tompkins. I thought it was interesting because I can't even think of a single instance where Jewish people are mentioned, outside of Jessica St. Claire asking if Scott's Jewish on one episode. And on that note, I'd also be interested in hearing about your thoughts on the way Asian people are portrayed in the last couple Womptaculars/Wompler's birthday episodes, which apprently you had absolutely no problem with.

Mr. Parties, your love of LOST has won your way into my heart.

yeah i'm going to try to be nice when I say this, but whoever got those tattoos did a bad job and look like dumb, ugly trash people.

hacky sack isn't a body part, pffft.

yeah but...that's like the worst spot for a tattoo ever. EVER. I defy you to name a worse place.

the first segment was sort of like an unintentional, unironic episode of Hollywood Handbook, but the second segment was great. I found it relatable since I, too, have no idea how to do an Australian accent outside of replacing the sound "oh" with "oi"

Just wait 6 months and then listen on howl, problem solved.

I'm all for naming babies after one's favorite Lost character. That's why I named myself Jacob. And why I plan on naming my kid Frogurt. Jacob's a good name, I'd recommend it to anyone (especially if you're cool and go by "Jake" like me)

Was honestly a bit worried that this might be the final episode; all their Howl-hounding (< good joke) combined with the big hundo. But I'm glad I was wrong! This show has brought me so much joy for these 100 eps, and has gotten me through a rough couple years. Thanks Hayzie Bone and Clem Dawg. Y'all are my boy blues.

This is legit one of the funniest episodes of any podcast I've heard. I was dying. The show benefited so much from having a team with an established chemistry there.

This was an all-time classic episode. Just incredible. I know you can't do it all the time, but those moments when the improvisers find their into a long, sprawling, globe-trotting scene, it's the best. This episode had two of those. Top 10 material, right here.

There's nothing to get, I just like Keifer Sutherland. Like, as more than a friend.