brandonlee81

"I think everybody's a bit like Pete Campbell. They won't admit it but they really are." #madmen

Woke up today, thought I had #Lottery Fever. Turns out it was just diarrhea. #IfIHitTheMegaMillion first thing I'm buying is new sheets.

Where can a guy go for document shredding/destruction 'round here? I had some shady dealings with some Libyans.

Man, did the world fucking speed up or something it's April First.

#MADMEN. Friggin' great. #unsolicitedopinion

#goodreads 90s trip down memory lane. > Sniffing Glue: A childhood in Christian pop. / Guernica / - http://t.co/94NghKau

I think we are all having too many children. Tone it down, humanoids. #unsolicitedopinion

I think this is going to be the best summer movie season this year. #highexpect #unsolicitedopinion

Facebook Timeline is way better than you think. #unsolicitedopinion

Jennifer Lopez and two of her clones warm up... http://t.co/G0BqhJb2

It's been a long time since the original American Pie. Some things never change. I STILL love seeing great breasts on film. #americanreunion

Self, it's your 'choice' to be 'critical' of the salty, sadistic popcorn that'll surely produce a desert-like mouth atmosphere in the morn.