VladALazerien
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Sorry, my account was hacked. Just reset everything and it's ok now. I've deleted the 2 unauthorized tweets. Ugh.
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I am removing my account if none of you come farward about this. http://t.co/PWfb1qRDqH
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Coworker: "Can I reach around you and grab that rubber band?" Me: I've never been more relieved the hear the word 'band' in my life.
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Dear @SNLorneMichaels: Now that Bill Hader is gone (sad I know) please hire @JAdomian. Trust me, no audition, just I-9 the shit out of him.
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"Are there any elephants named Gerald?" -Me hiding behind quotes to tell a dumb joke a 3 year old kid that likes Jazz would make.
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Bus Transporting Carnival Cruise Passengers Crashes Into Sewage Treatment Plant http://t.co/4haDqJXi via @TheOnion
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New study shows @EPAgov should suspend use of the #pesticide that's killing #bees. Take action now: http://t.co/opLYmfcJ
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"Freaking Oprah is bringing it," said adult male in publishing industry Richard Dietsch (Sports Illustrated)
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Q: Who said "Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?" Lance Armstrong or Buffalo Bill? A: Not Lance! #SilenceOfTheLance #LancesMind
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'Disappearing' photographer captures his shadow | Photo Gallery - Yahoo! News http://t.co/NmCsW4QM via @YahooNews
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Exclusive Supercut: Just the Amy and Tina Parts from the 2013 Golden Globes: http://t.co/ynvdJixa
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My New Year's wish is for the Geico folksy bluegrass duo to be denied coverage when their speedboat collides with a bodybuilder.
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Goodbye to the 2nd most popular copper coin: Canada To Begin Phase Out of the One Cent Coin Next Month http://t.co/atFCos1i
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Departing Space Station Commander Provides Tour of Orbital Laboratory: http://t.co/TDYs7U5k via @youtube
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Listen to Scott Aukerman, Paul F. Tompkins - Lincoln: http://t.co/w5sYgzuO via @Earwolf
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First experience of 2013: My cat sneezing on my feet. No, no, future, I much prefer this to a jetpack.
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2013: just tried my first shot of Malort. Jesus H. St. Christopher Hitchens! I enjoyed it. Nothing left but now but liver & onions for me...
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Forecast for tonight's Times Square balldrop has a 100% chance of lightning strike due to Seacrest quickening #Highlander #DickClark
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Italian art historians 'find 100 Caravaggio paintings' via @Telegraph http://t.co/iZuMcKJb