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    I read in the latest issue of Scientific American that Cake Boss (Cake Boss) is prohibited from coming within 500 feet of Kate Moss (Kate Moss) otherwise the universe may collapse in on itself. (CakeBossKateMossCakeBossKateMoss)

     

    This is why CERN created the Large Hadron Collider so that someday Cake Boss (Cake Boss) will meet Kate Moss (Kate Moss) and they will hug and finally heal the world.

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    Scott-

     

    Andy Daly's cavalcade of suicide isn't no.1?!? Howwwww Darrrrrrrre Youuuuuuuuuu- Oh wait, I voted for Time Bobby too, so...carry on.

     

    I first heard Wipeout! on a 6 hour road trip with my brother and almost killed a cop while listening to the show. I was in a 6 hour road trip heading to MN and we were just outside Madison looking for an exit. Andy Daly starts jumping out windows, we start laughing, we almost miss our exit, and my brother swerves at the last second to get on the off ramp. We're going too fast for the ridiculously short exit ramp and there's a local WI sheriff parked at the end of the ramp on the opposite side of the street. My brother slams on the brakes and avoids slamming into the police car by a few feet. The look on the cops face as he saw our tires skidding on the gravel road with 2 dudes laughing hysterically must have spooked him as we managed to get to our pit stop (without a high speed police chase) to pull over and catch our breaths.

     

    You need a disclaimer, listeners should not operate heavy machinery or any vehicle when Andy Daly and Jason Mantzoukis are on the show.

     

    (I hope next year the 'Best of 2012 Pt 2' is no.1 like when the Oscar telecast wins an Emmy.)

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    Hot Caulkerman is so good as Chief Queef. I hope he comes back to the show as I'd like to know more about his back story. Was did he do before becoming Chief? Was he in the Navy? Did he rise up the ranks to Rear Admiral or Commander? Or was he a humble Petty Officer or even...a Seaman?

     

    We want answers!

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    I just set up an Amazon alert for "You Must Buy Your Wife At Least As Much Jewelry As You Buy Your Horse: And Other Poems And Observations Humorous And Otherwise From A Life On The Range" by Dalton Wilcox.

     

    Publishing his book is the least you could do in his memory...

     

    Best episode of the year!

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