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  1. The movie is based on a video game that lets you adjust the jigglyness of womens boobs. DOA is up there with Mario brothers in crap movies. And the last 15 - 20 minutes is freaking nuts
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    Best of 2014: Stump for favorite episodes here!

    Episode 312 Andy Samberg and Lauren Lapkus Nice, Well its Hollywood facts and we're going downtown Going to Inglewood now Everybody do your facts and know your stars there's glits and glamer and lots of bars Get a drink at a Club then go walk in front of Chinese theater Hollywood Facts TAKE OUT YOUR DICK check out the facts its the Hollywood facts... Bro
  3. for they that tare my people asunder shall not dignify the houses of the lord
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    Episode 81 — Mortal Kombat

    you talked about the main theme song but you didn't even touch sub-zero's theme 'Chinese Ninja Warrior' its great for the lyrics and I'm pretty sure that ninjas are not from China Ooh, Chinese Ninja Warrior With your heart so cold Sub Zero Ooh, your life is a mystery Warrior with a mask Sub Zero
  5. The reason to see splice: Gendermorphic interspecies rape