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BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth

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    The Earth is always one to fulfill its New Year's Revolution.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sorry about your breasts, my dear, but those were some tasty pasties!

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Discussing penis reduction surgery is the only appropriate time to say, "I wish I had a child's penis."

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The Vlasic stork delivered my baby. It's a Dill!

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I was receiving a blow job and shouted, "Full Steam Ahead!" Now I have burns on my penis.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your eyes are so beautiful and blue, that I can taste the ocean. Oh, my apologies dear, that is just my synesthesia acting up again.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, reload and try again.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Get your disbelief a belt, because we are out of suspenders.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I know not age, nor weariness nor defeat, that is why I, a grown man, is going to trick-or-treat.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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