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Posts posted by perfectmidnight

  1. The part of this movie that always made me laugh the hardest is that strange six man water balloon fight on the roof (!) that ends up setting Ricky off when one of the bros hit's Angela with a balloon. Ricky goes from zero to batshit insane in no time flat. "You fucking bastards are going to pay for this! Cocksuckers! Pricks! Come down here and fight, you chickenshit!" and so on. Just amazing.

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  2. my current favorite bit:

    Scott: "Let's talk about which album is the best by Steely Dan ... Countdown from one."

    Dalton: "I think it's 'Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti.'"

    Scott: "That's a Squeeze album, c'mon!"

    Dalton: "Oh, shit."


    I love that Dalton would be familiar with Squeeze's catalog.

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  3. "His Cries of joy no one will hear. In case I'm not being clear.

    I'm saying that cowboy is gonna fuck a hole in the ground.

    We all do it. That's what i've found."


    When Dalton says "We all do it!", i just about shit my pants I was laughing so hard. Great fucking episode!

  4. Great choice on "Cool as Ice". That a slice of early 90's life that would terrify most invading alien hordes. Can't wait to hear your thoughts.

    As for "Splice" - it's not all that bad. There's no reason to do that flick when i'm sure you guys have a pile already in mind. If you want to know how "Splice" got made, look no further than the the director. Vincenzo Natali, that guy is batshit insane. He surely just enjoys the idea of fucking hot monster hermaphrodites. Then again, the thought of Adrian Brody and Sarah Polley as rock and roll scientists is pretty fucking absurd. Shit, i'm talking myself into it - no! It's just not bad enough. In a world with plenty of Nicolas Cage material still left to view, "Splice" is nowhere near the level of insanity that it takes to require asking, how did this get made.