tonidanza
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.@AaronSorkin hey bro touche on writing this season's eleciton! Ep1 'Sleepy Prez' was a total curve, Ep2 'Biden Time' floored me!
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.@BarackObama Your dick brother-in-law just cheated and beat us...I expect you to fix this immediately if you want my vote
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A cool black guy just walked into the coffee shop I'm at! We're up to one cool black guy now!
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As a preventitive measure for skipping school I plan to show my children "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" then a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker
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Currently working on a character called "gay nazi" who wears Ugg boots because he thinks they're kampfy
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Do you guys think Kanye West goes too far sometimes?...it seems like he has a lot of outfits
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Dont care what religion, sexual preference, or political affiliation you are but if you say "ma-tour" instead of "mature" go fuck urself
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Fun cooking tip: Saute your onions w/ ether, ask the elephant standing next to you to help w/ the sauce, stir w/ scooter periscope
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Hey guys, so http://t.co/wFGFz6VI is available...does anyone know anything about fashion or quirkiness?
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I am 0-26 on "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's say it at the same time on the count of 3"
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, & quacks like a duck, it probably takes u too long to determine when something is a duck or not
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Making a biopic on the play "Our American Cousin", gonna skip all that fluff Lincoln nonsense & get straight to the cousin on cousin stuff