Lukas Holmes

As soon as Lauren started talking I was like, "Oh no."

Just the perfect ending to the perfect day.

Wow. Does anyone else feel like this is a very deserved reward for the Scott's, and more specifically Scotty-A? After years of giving free content to the world, he gets this incredible outcome from it. That part where Bono takes them to hear songs that pretty much no one has heard (including like Adam 2000lbs), was just spectacular. Who could have guessed that when Scott started in this world of podcasting that it would one day lead to him sitting in a studio, being told about unreleased songs by Bono? I am so silly happy for everyone involved.

Did they really not give them any t-shirts? They gave them a bag of stuff with no t-shirts?? That is the FUNNIEST thing I have ever heard.

This entire thing is changing my whole view of U2. I love the music, but I guess I had started to think of them as being something superhuman, or without senses of humor. The way they laughed during 'I love films' was just everything to me.

What is HAPPENING?? How did he know where he ate? This is blowing my mind. THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND!!!!!

We know you.-Bono HA HA HA HA HA!

"Should we talk about our interview with..." NO WAY! NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!

RIGHT?! My day's plans just got all fucked up.

"That was beautifully put honey."

You know it's a good one when you can hear at least one person trying to cover up their laughter in just about every moment. I'm telling you, every episode Betsy is on that happens.

"...AND stomach cancer?" Maybe my favorite moment in a while. "A condom is a jimmy-hat you put on your pecker when you're going to pork a lady."

Good to know. I hope this finally puts some money in all of your pockets. God knows the years of free entertainment has been priceless for us, but you all need rewarded. (and again, you NEED to give Kyle Dunnigan a show.)

Little odd that both The Hooray Show and Professor Blastoff left right before this news came out.

Yeah, I have to agree. I think this may well be either the last year of it, or leading into the last year of it.

F*ck that thermometer story.

"But what if I could get a snake.........bitch?"

At a certain point (during the gay porn talk) Lauren actually started to sound just like a young boy. It was weird.

First Hooray Show. Now this? Wolf Cool taking over the world.

Not for nothing, but I would happily pay for premium episodes of something Kyle/David do separate or together (I am assuming Tig would not be interested in that).

Well then. I hate my life.

Oh, I just assumed so.

Why aren't you one?

This really encapsulated everything I hate about our modern consumption of films. Breaking down fiction for years (decades!) afterwards to talk about how the stunts within couldn't really happen, or to dwell on what characters would look like going to the bathroom, is beyond unnecessary. We bemoan the constant remakes and sequels but what is the industry to do when all we do is debate and discuss the same tired stories for, forever. Silly and unnecessary.

Jesus H. Christ! From the first 'can I reset?' on I was choking. "I am so embarrassed that Tim Gunn is in my house and my balls are out."