Lukas Holmes

Who are you texting that is so important right now Engineer Sam?

Love you guys!

Chad, just FYI, in the last I4H some things were said. This isn't just that guy bringing up something out of the blue, Besser is on the warpath against someone. I don't actually know who, but there is a podcast of the other side (no idea if that's the people he's talking about) calling out UCB. Thanks for laying out the room for us and addressing what we heard. I'm glad to know everything is cool. Audio is funny because it's so easy to read too much into stuff. Thanks for clearing it all up up!

Tears.

I think I actually heard Horatio say "Okay" at one point like "Okay, that's enough." to her.

Only about halfway through and I have to say, I'm having a bit of a reaction to how poorly they (mainly Susan) is treating Chad. Am I just reading too much into the audio?

If there is anything that defines him or is a 'catch phrase', it's 'Is that real?'.

Is that the first cameo of her baby during the commercial? That final 'fuck!' by Husk to close the show killed me.

"Hey Gary...." ......."Gary?" Priceless.

The fu*k you stifling that laughter for? LET IT FLOW!!!!

What soured me was when I found out he had 'stolen' all those Tracy Morgan stories (and a few others) from Burt Krisher (spelling?). I had read all of Jay's books and sort of understood his explanation of what happened with stealing the skit on SNL and the trouble he got in. To then start taking stories from his opener and use them on radio shows and podcasts as his own...well once that came out it just totally turned me. Stealing jokes is one thing. That sucks, but at least that's a joke. Stealing (he says Burt gave him permission) a person's stories is just too dark to contemplate.

To be fair, he's had a tragedy recently that he goes into. That could really be shaping his reality. But still, it always seems like something like this is going on with him. Also, at a certain point when enough people have shown that you've stolen their jokes or just flat out used their stories like they were part of your life, I'm not even sure people know what is really you and what is fantasy. I'm not sure he's clear anymore on it.

It was a weird episode. I actually kind of liked Jay at one point, but he seems more and more bitter. He went nuts about Doug Stanhope during this one too. To summarize, he talked about going on CBB and how there was 'some guy' there doing a shitty bit about looking at pictures on his phone of his baby and that he felt like he got frozen out like they didn't want him there. "But wait, I'm the guest. I could just leave you to die on the vine with your shitty premise." Legit seemed like he couldn't remember that it was Besser he was with. About 1 hour, 15 minutes in. http://www.podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=331&pid=507840#.VV8hcn2cVgQ.twitter

On a side note, anyone hear Jay Mohr's podcast a couple of weeks back when he started talking shit about the guy he was on Comedy Bang Bang with. He couldn't remember who it was. It was Besser. How disconnected is Jay Mohr that he can't remember Matt Besser? It's Matt Besser.

WTF WAS THAT AD READ?? HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I just have one question. What deity did you sacrifice a child to for you to get to attend your first ever NHL game and it be the LONGEST GAME IN CHICAGO HISTORY? Seriously. You get to go to a conference championship game and it goes triple OT? That's nuts.

I will be the end of no streaks sir! EDIT COMPLETE!

Spit out my drink at "is that a train? TOOOO SOOOOOOONNNN!!"

Oh no. I just saw the title/cover picture and having seen the Twitter this past week.... OOOHHH NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh. Well....that wasn't as fun as I was hoping.

I have got to hear this story. Was it in the shower?

"You're not the most attractive man I've ever seen." "GOOD!" Anyone else have pretty much this exact teacher in school? Mine was named Mr. Dietz.

"Do you want this knife?" "That's not a knife..." "...{oh no}.." Such wonders this episode contains.

Also, did Paul say he was taking a picture of her reaction? Where is that?

I could listen to that reaction forever.