Lukas Holmes

Going to be talking a little Colorado MMA this week, sorry if you hate that, but I love it! http://t.co/m6nggPglDX @rofmma @nikkomacias

He's coming...pray it isn't for you: Vinnie Lopez Returns This Friday http://t.co/rIZHvDpKy1 @vinnie_lopez @rofmma

Just once I want a sci-fi movie set in the future to say 'The earth we once knew is...well...it's still here. It just sucks.'

Posting an ad on craigslist asking for people's true scary stories...best/worst idea I've ever had. #Terrified

Perfect weather in Denver for blowing bubbles with kids and having said bubbles do magical things in the cool spring air.

Ladies want a man to be too tired to cheat on you? Make everyone go vegan and he'll spend all free time trying to cheat on that. @EliseRome

We're finding out the gender today! I'm hoping for a centaur!

Oldest colored Iron Man and Spider-man correctly this morning. I'm far..FAR too proud. #BeingADadIsAwesome

Not ashamed to say i cried. @io9: A zombie-bitten father tries to save his daughter in this short film http://t.co/xZkx44oalS"

Watched ROOM 237. Great, now I can't enjoy any movie ever again.

Every morning the cat waits until I get up, follows me & takes a horrible poop while I make breakfast. He just LOOKS at me while he does it.

I spoke with @JeremiahTalley & @deanburleymma, going into their @fighttowinmma HOOLIGANS fight. http://t.co/4hY6R2QB2c

Happy birthday to my one and only, @EliseRome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on already comixology....update for today so I can read the new Locke & Key!!!! You are killing me.

On page 102 of 352 of The Patient's Eyes, by David Pirie http://t.co/5OmeX22Eox

Woke up with lots of gnarly bruises. Research is hard.

Going 2 see my favorite people @robertelrod & @TravisVolz tonight at HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! @MileHighHorror https://t.co/ULHr6fsLK7

On page 136 of 352 of The Patient's Eyes, by David Pirie http://t.co/mzBclLeu0X

Does anyone else really...REALLY...want some of this stuff now? http://t.co/E9u6s152U0

my wiiiiifffeeeee.......@blastoffpodcast

Okay our two male cats! I get it! You're gay! Please go prove it anywhere but our bed while we are trying to sleep.

I am incapable of putting on muscle rub without getting it in my eyes...and....'other'...places. #Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I love the way British reporters say China. Sounds like 'Shiner'.

People honestly have no idea how excited I am for the @ufc fights tonight! How about you @JenniferHillier? Did u sober up enough to watch?

Hey PETS! You can literally throw up anywhere in the entire world, you don't have to do it right in front of me every time I am eating.