Lukas Holmes

In that, you will die. “Making a decision to write was a lot like deciding to jump into a frozen lake.” ― Maya Angelou

#FF @danielvankirk (comedy genius) @JenniferHillier (thriller genius) @TwoDudesOneMic (media geniuses) @robertelrod (a guy I know)

#FF @ToddGlass(comedic genius) @StevenEYates(genius-genius) @jeffullrich(business genius) @EliseRome(wife genius) @KevinGentilcore(dude)

The People of This World- @kevingentilcore (ARTIST/WRITER) http://t.co/4IzYMdU1

Hey @earwolf. Guys at http://t.co/Cp0MJv7C r drawing pieces inspired by @DANNY_TREJO. I shared the HDTGM he was on with them. #NewLoyalFans

#FF @UrbanPeakEE. Proof that there is still good in the world.

I need to be working on the surprise project I have coming out. Instead I'm watching a scary movie. I'll call this research.

Everyone follow @danielvankirk and the trend #GOSKLUE as he is about to live Tweet watching a college football game with the @SklarBrothers.

One more draft!!! So. So tired.

Seems like @kumailn was super rude to @JenKirkman on @DougBenson's podcast at @Bumbershoot.

There is something so mesmerizing and magical about walking my oldest daughter to school in the mornings. #BeingAGrownupIsFunSometimes

Rejected Poe stories? RT @Lindzeta If I bury a body in the backyard, will a body tree grow ? (I don't want 2 get caught)

New fun game you can play while listening 2 @SklarBrothers. Count the number of things @danielvankirk says that can be R&B titles. #DVKRandB

I'm having trouble on all the message boards that are lighting up about Mrs. Obama's speech. Does everyone talk like The Iron Sheik now?

"She couldn't reach the stating position." @danielvankirk #DVKRandB

OH SNAPS!! It's the National Anthem the ra-ra-ra REEEEMMIIIIXXXXX. Star Spangled Hotness? Eh....

He's for adults mainly, but there isn't anything @joe_hill does that doesn't inspire me. I yearn to have that sort of imagination.

When my kids are arguing with me, I act like I'm Ken Watanabe in The Last Samurai and say, "This was a good conversation." Then leave.

Spent the morning editing at the @BrightonBakery. Nothing like doughnut holes and great service to make the time fly.

So excited that everyday in every way we are getting closer and closer to a holy war! #Throwbacktothe1100s

Reading THE FEAR by @monstroso right now. No one else is doing anything of this caliber in fiction. Compelling, heartbreaking, horror.

NHL Lockout. Our long national nightmare returns.

Only @IsaacKozell keeps me going on Twitter. Best jokes going. Why aren't you following him? Racism I assume.

It doesn't matter what is going on in my life, or the world, if I see BABY BOY is on TV, I stop and watch. #OscarSnubEverySingleYear

Fans have 2 stop this. #BoycottNFL live games on TV until refs come back. Go 2 games, watch replay (no commercials). Hurt the advertisers.