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Lukas Holmes

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  1. 5 of 5 stars to Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin http://t.co/PKVL2JDPtU

  2. On page 50 of 288 of Point Your Face at This, by Demetri Martin http://t.co/hB7GxEz0lQ

  3. Does anyone else find these PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE ads, featuring dead sitcom stars, to be in really poor taste?

  4. Need help picking title for book #3. Go vote! Maybe I'll give something away. Maybe not. Maybe Chicken Butt. https://t.co/QSWF4b0h3U

  5. Played D&D with my bro & a bunch of preteen boys for more than 6 hours. Pretty ready to take 5 points of damage & throw myself out a window.

  6. Spending the morning writing before I go over to play at a character at my nephew's party. I hope no kids kick or punch me below the belt.

  7. Okay Dr. Who fans. We get it. Ease up.

  8. Hey Tim...remember when you asked me what 'irony' was? http://t.co/xV6oiWjRMT

  9. Finally getting to watch THE VOICE. I see you Carson Daily, rocking that high top fade!

  10. Quickly becoming one of my favorite fighters to watch. Everyone give @PeterStraubMMA a follow. He's as tough as they come.

  11. Taking the girls out to @IWantMoreComics this morning for @Freecomicbook!!! Best. Day. Ever.

  12. Is God forming the worst super group ever? #Slayer #KrissKross #GeorgeJones

  13. Thanks to the ads on @earwolf, I bought the new @HarMarSuperstar album. Best I've purchased all year. Marriage already better. #ByeBye17

  14. No one gets stabbed with a plastic knife with as much flair as me. Another great session in the books at @FusBoxer.

  15. Hate people who scream, 'This isn't news because it isn't news to me!' about the NBA player coming out. Stop being so selfish.

  16. If I was a fighter, I would totes get pumped up before a fight by watching the scene at the arcade/amusement center from THE KARATE KID.

  17. So 'false flag' means that nothing that ever happens that is bad, is real? That is a glass is half-full way of living! #OptimistsRTheFuture

  18. I wish the neighbors across the street that are getting into fistfights would at least warn me so I can handicap their abilities first.

  19. Been in a dark place lately. The spare bedroom. Stupid high ceiling and broken light fixture.

  20. Large amount of my time is spent at a computer, pausing for a moment to ask aloud, 'Am I having a heart attack?'. Then I decide I'm not.

  21. Hey, does anyone know what the bomber they caught looks like? I just wish I could find a picture of him. Everywhere. All the time.

  22. Got a sweet autograph from @CatZingano tonight at the fights! Can't wait to give it to my 3 yr old daughter. @ufc http://t.co/urmqKc2MtY

  23. A preview of and my picks for HOOLIGANS http://t.co/JT3EmdXhwP

  24. I can't wait to see @PrisonStare fight live tomorrow night. It's one of the rare things everyone should do once in Colorado.

  25. Be mad all you want about the gun bill defeat yesterday. We handed the NRA that victory.

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