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Status Updates posted by Lukas Holmes
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Does anyone else find these PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE ads, featuring dead sitcom stars, to be in really poor taste?
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Need help picking title for book #3. Go vote! Maybe I'll give something away. Maybe not. Maybe Chicken Butt. https://t.co/QSWF4b0h3U
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Played D&D with my bro & a bunch of preteen boys for more than 6 hours. Pretty ready to take 5 points of damage & throw myself out a window.
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Spending the morning writing before I go over to play at a character at my nephew's party. I hope no kids kick or punch me below the belt.
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Finally getting to watch THE VOICE. I see you Carson Daily, rocking that high top fade!
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Quickly becoming one of my favorite fighters to watch. Everyone give @PeterStraubMMA a follow. He's as tough as they come.
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Taking the girls out to @IWantMoreComics this morning for @Freecomicbook!!! Best. Day. Ever.
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Thanks to the ads on @earwolf, I bought the new @HarMarSuperstar album. Best I've purchased all year. Marriage already better. #ByeBye17
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No one gets stabbed with a plastic knife with as much flair as me. Another great session in the books at @FusBoxer.
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Hate people who scream, 'This isn't news because it isn't news to me!' about the NBA player coming out. Stop being so selfish.
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If I was a fighter, I would totes get pumped up before a fight by watching the scene at the arcade/amusement center from THE KARATE KID.
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So 'false flag' means that nothing that ever happens that is bad, is real? That is a glass is half-full way of living! #OptimistsRTheFuture
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I wish the neighbors across the street that are getting into fistfights would at least warn me so I can handicap their abilities first.
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Been in a dark place lately. The spare bedroom. Stupid high ceiling and broken light fixture.
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Large amount of my time is spent at a computer, pausing for a moment to ask aloud, 'Am I having a heart attack?'. Then I decide I'm not.
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Hey, does anyone know what the bomber they caught looks like? I just wish I could find a picture of him. Everywhere. All the time.
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Got a sweet autograph from @CatZingano tonight at the fights! Can't wait to give it to my 3 yr old daughter. @ufc http://t.co/urmqKc2MtY
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I can't wait to see @PrisonStare fight live tomorrow night. It's one of the rare things everyone should do once in Colorado.
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Be mad all you want about the gun bill defeat yesterday. We handed the NRA that victory.