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Lukas Holmes

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    This episode was freaking great! Anna was wonderful and June's devotion made me so happy. My favorite part was her hushed whisper of 'my god' when Paul reveals the guy who had his balls out. Wonderful all around! I will say though, I was actually caught off guard by it not being a live one. I had almost forgotten that they even did these.

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    Hearing June come on stage brought maybe my first real smile since Tuesday night.

     

    They brought up the impatient hot dog vendor but I thought even better than him was the cab driver. Near the beginning of the movie they hail the cab and then wave him off. He pulls his car over for about 5 seconds but he is so enraged he yells at them "God damn you! Fuck your mind! Cocksuckers!" And it is just occurring to me that maybe what he was actually doing was laying a curse on Nic Cage when he said fuck your mind and that led to his descent into madness.

     

    One national nightmare ends, as another one begins.

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    Jonesy was nudged into traffic to injure him physically as it would slow down Mr. Grey in his attempt to infect the world, which Mr. Grey wouldn't know that Jonesy was handicapped when he first saw him.

     

    Hey Duddidts, feel free to just tell some folks, in whatever way you can, 'This horrible thing is going to happen.'

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    Okay, let me see if I get the basic plot correct:

     

    - aliens begin an invasion, led by Mr. Grey as Jonesy, who is attempting to put the ass worms in the water supply.

     

    - Timothy Olyphant and bobo Michael Madsen drive down the block and pick up Duddits because...? He's magical or something.

     

     

    First of all 'ass worms' is my favorite quote ever.

     

    Not Timmy boy because, as you may recall, HE GETS FUCKING EATEN WHEN HE SAYS BITE MY BAG. What wonderful last words.

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    Dreamcatcher related question for y'all: Does anyone know any guys in their (presumably) 30s that still call each other by their childhood nicknames on a regular basis?

     

    Their behavior is that of stunted children. They make every bad choice possible and behave like 9 year olds the entire crisis. You can't not grab your dirty tooth picks off the shit covered bloody floor long enough to not be murdered by the toilet monster? You deserve to die. YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE!

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