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really cool True Hollywood Story: I actually said "uh huh" but it sounded like "uhh." So they thought I said "uh...... yes" but I actually went "uh huh... yes"

Why has Hayes never revealed that he is a certified stathead?? This is shocking. No sorry I am at work so I have to keep my hormones in check at the moment. PS congrats on the pro version

Hi everyone thank you for the kind words. I did my best to represent the popcorn gallery and you guys' twisted, sick sex questions that you always love asking. Only one text from a stranger so far! Any handbook head is free to bother me if they're bored or wanna chat. I probably can't talk on the phone until around 6:30 but I can text ;~I PS Bozketball: that picture is from the other episode I was on where Sean was asking to look and see if my hands were clean and he did a funny joke where he said they were dirty but they were clean. PPs: this was very very fun and a huge honor to chat it up with the boys and funny person Lauren Lapkus. Thank you to everyone

Hi folks just wanted to hop back in and clarify that my post earlier about my life being hard was just a joke about being bad at computers. My life is actually really good and I haven't been posting as much not because of some hardship but because I have a pretty rockin new job. Please feel free to take back your like if it was based on pity or feel free to like this post if you think the joke is very funny now that you know the truth. Thank you sincerely for your concern. Also, sorry. Thanks again, byeeee

Hey guys, really sorry I haven't been very active on the forums for the past month or so. Truth be told, this has been the most difficult time of my life and I really have Sean, Hayes, and this fantastic community to thank for the giggles that kept me going. I spent the month learning computers so I could make the cat say the funny thing that Sean says. But I figured it out and now here is the good meme I made.

Oh shit I'm sorry you guys I was gonna get in on this and totally forgot we had moved the discussion to the RSS forums!! I fucked up!!! I just wanna say first can help out in any way. I can make music/write mostly but I can hop in and do a thing wherever I'm needed. First lemme read all of these pages sorrryyyyy

I'm not sure what you mean by "incognito mode." That detective guy pops up on my browser when I do a good job at finding things online.

dang greggy that's twisted but so funny

Oh wow this is embarassing. That was a google search I was doing FOR A FRIEND. For a friend. Unfortunately the only solution Google had (Tim, could you bring this up with the your boss please?) was "use your nose dummy" pretty rude

Yeah I think it's gonna be released but I'm not sure when. Pete spent much of the podcast describing Hayes' face so that seems like a big tip off.

I was able to track down that Buzzfeed list The Boys talked about and I have to agree, this is just as offensive as they described. I definitely would not like to see them kiss like the list says.

Wow, thanks! Is it 5,000 already? Seems like it was only yesterday that I hit 4,999.

Yeah no pictures together but everyone was very nice and cool!!! All I got was horrible blurry pictures of the show bad picture I think Hayes is looking at me here :wub: bonus picture from some other podcast

Oh I watched the rest of the show too, the hangout was all the way at the end after Who Charted though we didn't stay too long since it was getting late

Oh man so many good ones. Let's see what I can remember: - The Wedding Singer is an example of a movie. - Sean and Hayes know about weddings. - Pete Holmes is not a Sherlock Holmes themed comedian who solves mysteries through humorous observations. - Pete thinks Hayes looks like a guy that owns a feather bed and Hayes doesn't see what's wrong with owning nice things. - Pete thinks Hayes looks like a guy that wears knee-high boots and hunts foxes. - Podcasts isn't movies but it's close. Plus many more I'm sure

Sorry I went back to sit with my GF who was saving our seats!! I've never seen Entourage and was deeply ashamed I couldn't participate in what I am sure was a good bit. Where were YOU afterwards?? We were hanging outside just like leaning up against stuff and really locking into a great hangout session

Good posts, good hosts--good show. PS the HH live show is TONIGHT I will do my best to carry the scoop troop spirit in my heart and do you all proud

Oh shit! I sort of know Jessica Williams. Hi Jessica once we were in the same room at the Union Weekly at Long Beach State and I know your good friend Sally. My question is which is better, new york pizza or new york bagels?

Hey guys I'm back wooo let the posting begin. If I'm the only person going to the live event I will make sure to report back all the fun and funny details for you all to enjoy. I'll also be able to let everyone know for sure if Agata is nice or not. PS happy birthday Agata I have no doubt that you are nice

a fun interactive thing to do might be to eat hamburger sandwich while listening to show

I tried to sign up but they said they already have too many people in my group which sucks because I have better opinions than the rest of those jokers

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck http://store.earwolf...d-handbook-live Edit: I'll be there B)

Ohh OK this is fun I'll hop in on this: 1. Scott Aukerman/Jeff Ulrich/Neil Casey/Will Hines (I'm a very POSITIVE guy an OPTIMIST you might say so I put my #1 first) 2. Brian Huskey 3. BJ Novak 4. Sinbad 5. Aubrey Plaza/ME (hahahaa sorry folks had to do it ; / ) Then it's a tie for 6th place for all the resta the eps

This was a great episode but god DAMN do I wish my name was good to make puns with

Oops I think I missed the Sinbad questions but oh well. Also thanks for the props about the AV Club thing and please everyone feel more than free to razz me and make fun of me all you want. I am way more comfortable being insulted which I suppose says a lot about me as a human being!!!! Anyway check it out our two very close personal friends Hayes and Sean got turned into shoes (plus lots of other Earwolf regulars). The drawings of everyone (especially Hayes) are cracking me up except I think the pic of Sean looks more like Nathan Fielder. edit: new show logo??? http://i.imgur.com/Slbju0a.jpg