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TheJasonNewcomb

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  1. My next article @stashmycomics' blog will contain choice expressions such as "hope corpse" and "syphillis-spitting spiders".

  2. Top reasons to watch #HarryPotter: everyone is always drenched and running away from sentient flames and whispering in a british accent.

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    #GameofThrones is shaping up to be made of joyful things I love. Unlikeable characters, incomprehensible plot, rape.

    #sarcasm

     

  4. "in the information age, it's really difficult to know how you feel." - Willem Dafoe. #smarterthanitsounds

  5. I invite you to follow me for my bizarre observations and pics of my drawings and occasionally my nipples #PBOparty

  6. For sale to help fund my job search. Thank you for considering! #sketches #art http://t.co/KIJezy6P

  7. I wrote this one: “@stashmycomics: 3 Incredible Mental Powers from Superhero Comics (that might actually exist) http://t.co/o4cMIgQL”

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    #PBOparty I wish I had a "hangy down thing" on MY logo. #penisjokesarefunny

     

  9. If drinking your own pee made you drunk for free, would you drink it?

  10. Got my portfolio all done up. Now, where to drop it off... http://t.co/tmD9NBlU

  11. Since I'm in BC, every night I dreamt of snow I woke up to snow. All the nights I didn't dream of snow, it didn't snow. #mutantpowers?

  12. Louis CK live at the beacon is one the most hilarious stand up specials I've ever come across!

  13. If I don't make art, be it visual or aural, I suffer what can only be described as psychic death. Art mind controls me.

  14. After extensive periods in microgravity, astronauts experience reduced muscle and bone mass and consequently weight loss. #SpaceAgeDietFad?

  15. Dreamt I wore a mask in a black hole. I took off my mask and found an infinite number of masks. I should've opened a store. #SpaceMaskRetail

  16. I dreamt I found a tree on the moon with a single green apple growing from it. Mmmm, space apples.

  17. Thought some of my followers might enjoy seeing some in between steps of my sketching process. http://t.co/WZwDPLzm

  18. I will give the Avengers movie 10 stars if it foregoes the Stan Lee cameo.

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