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Status Updates posted by SoundsLikeMLo
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It always makes me cringe when someone describes themselves as "fun," but its infinitely worse when a band does it, because that band sucks.
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16 years later, I still got Erick Sermon's 1st verse on lock. You never forget greatness. EPMD - "Da Joint:" http://t.co/9BI4dcyr10
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I think I peaked when I switched the chorus from the song Mambo No. 5 to "A little bit of poop in Jayven's mouth" when I was in high school.
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Watch as my cat Binx either tries to communicate with a bird on a fence or has a series of small strokes. http://t.co/egJF5oF9qu
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It's like my pets knew I had an inkling to play "Poo Detective" today. Jokes on you, fuckers - the dog's shits are extra runny! #KillMeNow
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After I pee at work, I run the sink while I lather my hands in Germ-X. Then I walk out of the bathroom rubbing my pee hands. #DontJudgeMe
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Yet another home run by Jorms, Akiva and Andy Sandwich - "Diaper Money" by The Lonely Island http://t.co/aiHegA0AEZ
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In the c-c-c-can! — Drinking a Cloudy Summer Kolsch by Occidental Brewing Co. @ Pet Loft — http://t.co/wvQxyLmMhh #photo
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Can we get a cleverly-named horse to win a goddamn race already? What is it with these plain, one-word names? Orb & Oxbow? I mean c’mon.
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Yeah, you’re goddamn right North Carolina is 3rd all time at 9 CWS appearances without a title. @Beaver_Baseball #GoBeavs #BackToBack
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Waiting for some live Professor Blastoff. — Drinking a Line Dry Rye by @Oakshire at @mississippistud — http://t.co/nf09OsjC1g
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I just earned the 'American Craft Beer Week (2013)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/QUW0L5h7nL #ACBW
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That feeling you get when you create invoices for two people named Priley and Pliley within minutes of each other. No, one was not Asian.
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Oh sweet geeze-us christ - Random Access Memories leaked 3.5 hours ago? That was certainly unexpected. 8 loooong years in the making.
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The streetcar tracks claimed yet another victim this morning. I'm fine - although the fall bruised my ego & sense of self worth pretty hard.
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I hope @paulrust knows about this: http://t.co/9Djf14yvzd Best part is that they call it the "new No No Pro" during the commercial. #NewNoNo
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Hey random girl walking towards the Izzy’s for a Mother’s Day lunch buffet,Wearing sweatpants was the right call. Sincerely,Me
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Getting all sorts of Boring up in this bitch! Where you at, Damascus? — Drinking a Big Yawn IPA at @baileystaproom — http://t.co/yOsx08LLjS
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I can’t hear the song “Midnight Train to Georgia” without thinking of my favorite extra from The Baxter @Thezog hamming it up on stage.
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You know what? I’m not going to go into exactly why ABC made the wrong decision in canceling #HappyEndings. I’m beyond upset by the news.
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Happy 19th birthday, Weezer’s Blue Album. You are officially 7 years older than the majority of Weezer’s current fan base.