SoundsLikeMLo

I'm at Grand Central Restaurant & Bowling Lounge (Portland, OR) http://t.co/jO8qjnaw

Free Sean Payton#BoomGoesTheGoddynamite

What's a great way to start the day? Probably not waking up to your radio alarm as it plays the final lyric from Radiohead's "Creep"

Slangin' (@ Eastmoreland) http://t.co/quryru6P

#TebowTalks #JesusWalks #Coincidence #MeThinksNo

Monica singing the national anthem at the #FinalFour What, was Mya busy? #TheBoyIsMine

Kansas wins. #WhoopDeeDoo #WhoCares

I'm at Biwa (Portland, OR) http://t.co/Fzh0ReKr

Yeah-eh Yeah-eh Yeah-eh It's a party in the DMV (@ DMV West) http://t.co/TMengJsT

It always makes me cringe when someone describes themselves as "fun," but its infinitely worse when a band does it, because that band sucks.

The Ghost of Tom Deod-orant. #ItHasBeenNailed

I hope @paulrust knows about this: http://t.co/9Djf14yvzd Best part is that they call it the "new No No Pro" during the commercial. #NewNoNo

Happy 19th birthday, Weezer’s Blue Album. You are officially 7 years older than the majority of Weezer’s current fan base.

You know what? I’m not going to go into exactly why ABC made the wrong decision in canceling #HappyEndings. I’m beyond upset by the news.

I can’t hear the song “Midnight Train to Georgia” without thinking of my favorite extra from The Baxter @Thezog hamming it up on stage.

Getting all sorts of Boring up in this bitch! Where you at, Damascus? — Drinking a Big Yawn IPA at @baileystaproom — http://t.co/yOsx08LLjS

Mappy Hother's Day, you guys!Aww, damnit.

Hey random girl walking towards the Izzy’s for a Mother’s Day lunch buffet,Wearing sweatpants was the right call. Sincerely,Me

The streetcar tracks claimed yet another victim this morning. I'm fine - although the fall bruised my ego & sense of self worth pretty hard.

Oh sweet geeze-us christ - Random Access Memories leaked 3.5 hours ago? That was certainly unexpected. 8 loooong years in the making.

That feeling you get when you create invoices for two people named Priley and Pliley within minutes of each other. No, one was not Asian.

Kevin Durcant. #SaysTheBlazersFan

I just earned the 'American Craft Beer Week (2013)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/QUW0L5h7nL #ACBW

Waiting for some live Professor Blastoff. — Drinking a Line Dry Rye by @Oakshire at @mississippistud — http://t.co/nf09OsjC1g

Yeah, you’re goddamn right North Carolina is 3rd all time at 9 CWS appearances without a title. @Beaver_Baseball #GoBeavs #BackToBack