Abe Froman

Thank you! That was my favorite part of this entire movie. Tanya gets scooped up by a blimp like a golf ball from a fairway. In the runup, when we see the blimp coming, it's completely silent, and once it has her it's about as noisy as a helicopter. We are either to believe: A: Tanya Roberts is so useless she can't hear this blimp coming, or B: Zorin has some kind of silencing function on his blimps just so that he can sneak up and people and kidnap them. I'm leaning more towards B. Also, my Bond girl name: Roxy Glitterpoon

Paul: I was recently saw Salmon Fishing in Yemen (not by choice, mind you). It was the most boring, pointless, Ewan MacGreggor-penis-free waste of time ever, plus we were the youngest people in the theater by at least 20 years. Can you please recommend an awesome shitty movie to cleanse my palette of the bland nothingness I was forced to endure?