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One time I made this gif of the two worst moments in James Bond history.

This would be a perfect opportunity to collide the HDTGM universe with James Bonding Podcast. Matt and Matt would be amazing guests since their bond knowledge is endless.

WENGERT. NUFF SAID.

I KNEW IT. FULL ON SUPER EGO AND EARWOLF CROSSOVER. GOING TO TOUCH MYSELF ALL DAY TO THIS PODCAST. HAIL SATAN!

Was anyone else angry at the one star reviews people left? Those dumb dumbs are trying to pull a powerful move and get in mah boys Sean and Hayes heads. We heart haters here at Hollywood Handbook tho, no doy. Get down there, and I mean wayyy down there. Now go a little further. Wait, there. Suck on theeeeese. Oh yeah I almost forgot my question for Rick Rune. What's up man?

Mr. Morris, when did you become aware that Sean, Hayes and Mr. Schmidtt had your personal phone number? Follow up, how fucking jazzed were you when you got invited to hang with two of the most chilled out, laxed bros in hollywood? Theeeeeeeaaaaaannnnnnkkkks

Damn. Thanks though, I thought I was going crazy.

Anyone else not seeing the vpn link tonight? Is it not happening?

tl;dr ^---This dude knows what I'm fuckin' talkin' about. THIS IS WHAT I WARNED OF ON THE SECOND FORUM PAGE FOR EPISODE 10 (LET ME CHECK MY REFERENCES, OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT I TOTES DID) These spies are trying to swag Dracula Sean, and I guess Hayes too but as a pro version member card holder I won't let that happen. I have seen the light (or more accurately the childlike hand writing of our hosts) and IT. WAS. BEAUTIFUL.

I hate having an ostentatious title, but I like the idea of making people use my full name because it's dumb. So Brillo pad it is! I am indeed a fan of HDTGM and the Zouks. He and I both have terrible food allergies and beards, as well as a propensity to call things dumb. One of my all time favorite episodes is the battlefield earth episode with Rob Huebel because Jason and Rob get legit angry at how shitty the movie is. They get so mad that they sound like they just want to quit doing the podcast and go drink to blackout. It's pretty fantastic. Sorry for not posting a bit. Everyone calm down.

You just got force fed Valerie's boyfriend?

Meaty, meaty Bruce hands.

Now I will have to watch this thing to see if anyone mentions "jerking it" or people being "dumb dumbs"

If they don't talk about the hair in this movie in general I will be most disappoint.

Wait a minute, Sean and Hayes want people to suck their feet? Toes? Knees? I don't get it. Vroom Vrooooooom!

Daly's Pearlman impression was fucking perfect.

I believe that the near-sighted opossum is indigenous to Florida. "You ever seena gator do a double take?!?"

Good sound quality and an awesome episode. One of the best live shows ever.

EARWOLF, WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN USSSSSSSS!?!?!

Double post.

Just want to clarify that my like was for the Audi, not the tag. I'm pretty sure you spelled it wrong, and vanity plates? Ew.

Forgot to like your own post Freja. (Sorry greggy. I still love you)

I got your email, Earwolf. I'm also very excited for 2014. Especially with the addition of NNF, that's a good call. Now I've only been loitering around your webspace for a couple of years but you guys are blowing up and that makes my little nerd heart happy. My favorite part of the email, and the reason I made this thread specifically was to say sweet Earwolf Crew photo. Even without our beloved moderators it's nice to see that this well-oiled machine is run by real, silly people. P.S. Gabe looked straight through my soul.

JOE WENGERT IS THE TRUTH. fantastic episode.