Tamordnual

I was oily to rise today, and just like they say, there was blood.

By Tamordnual, August 15, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Do you want to see the ruins, my friend?

By Tamordnual, August 5, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Talk to me at the distance of a piston

By Tamordnual, July 31, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My daddy's boots don't fit me! 'cause he's my son, now.

By Tamordnual, July 16, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There ain't no blur for the summertime cubes.

By Tamordnual, July 7, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There ain't no cure for the summertime pubes.

By Tamordnual, July 1, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There ain't no cure like summertime boobs.

By Tamordnual, June 25, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Quit blocking up my thoroughfare, I'm tryin' to promenaaaaaaaaaaaaade

By Tamordnual, June 18, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Return my male child and exit my flight-mobile!!!!

By Tamordnual, June 13, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"As they say in Holland, get tulips on that....damn, what's the word for that? Oh, dike. It's wasn't a dam. I suppose I could have also said levee.

By Tamordnual, June 11, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You're laboring under a false dichotomy!

By Tamordnual, June 6, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Would you like an ice cream sandwich and / or we are enemies.

By Tamordnual, June 3, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Welcome to the Much Honored Harrington Stifflebronte's Cloakceller of Humorance, Home of the Highbrow Eyebrow.

By Tamordnual, May 26, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Lemme give you a word of advice: Don't do it.

By Tamordnual, May 18, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• dont do it

I am an excellent violin player. I've been playing for twelve years.

By Tamordnual, May 15, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• catchphrase
• lies

Heaven's to betsy, I invented a praying machine!

By Tamordnual, May 11, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hold on one second, I'm looking for...........uhh....hold on.....okay,

By Tamordnual, May 3, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Don't. Just. Sit. There.

By Tamordnual, April 25, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Tap tap tippity-tap tap tap tap tappity tap tap taparoo tap tap tiptop tiptap tap tap pat* tap tap tap tippity tippity tippity tap tap tap tap (cont.)

By Tamordnual, April 17, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It's pretty great I survived that psychic war.

By Tamordnual, April 13, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I wish you well and to try not to have an orgasm!

By Tamordnual, April 4, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I picked the wrong day to quit banging comedians....

By Tamordnual, March 26, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions