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  1. I love this show and everything it does. If I don't like the music of a music episode, I skip passed it. The scene is still always good. I want to nominate Kansas as a contender for worst state. We just re-elected the guy who bankrupted us and shuttered a bunch of schools. My idiot brother (who works at a junk mail mailing house) even defnds that piece of shit. I'm the only person in MY WHOLE FAMILY that wasn't on darren wilson's side. We are constantly on the wrong side of evolution being taught in schools. The facebook page "fuck you, I'm from Kansas" is 1000 times more popular than my podcast "Sorry, Kansas". As a thoughtful person who hates being lied to, staying here is sucking me dry.
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    Episode 82 β€” Double Team

    I have a big omission for you. During the shoot out at the amusement park, Stavros grabs his kid, picks him up, and uses him AS A HUMAN SHIELD! If he had left his kid on the ground, he would have never been killed. Plus I thought it was funny when Stavros' wife was clawed by a tiger and then almost simultaneously shot in the back.
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    Episode 82 β€” Double Team

    I don't know what the fuck this was, but it makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I see it. I can't wait to finish this batshit crazy movie, and listen to the ep!
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    Episode 75.5 β€” Minisode 75.5

    I'll take Sonia's place. Hit me up dudes: sorrykansas@gmail.com
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    Episode 71.5 β€” Minisode 71.5

    The first and only time I saw Toys I was also on LSD for the first time. The shrinking room blew my fucking mind!
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    Episode 70 β€” Gymkata: LIVE!

    Please, come to Lawrence, KS PLEASE!!! We can handle it, for real. Fuck Missouri. Seriously though, if you bring the show to Lawrence, I'll work for free to help sell the place out!
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    Episode 4 β€” The Knowledge Zone

    I love this show, and not just because it showcases some of my favorite bible quotes.
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    Episode 65 β€” Howard the Duck: LIVE!

    Anime-level rape tentacle is a good way to describe it, but I took a screen grab because of the super fake looking head they used. Imagine the poor bastard crammed in under that seat pushing the tongue through.
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    Episode 82 β€” Apocalypse Crushes

    I'm not given to hyperbole, but this is the funniest episode of the funniest show ever recorded by sentient beings.
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    Episode 219 β€” Farts and Procreation 3

    This is how I feel right now:
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    Episode 216 β€” Top of the Schaal To You!

    Kristen Schaal is a horse.
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    Episode 78 β€” The A Crew

    Pilsbury Toaster Strudel FTW!!!
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    Episode 199 β€” Garry Unmarried

    Happy birthday TO ME!!! *maniacal laughter*
  14. HERE is our second submission.
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    Episode 191 β€” 2012 Holiday Spectacular

    Am I the only one that saw a missed opportunity for Paul Rust to do a "New Bonobos" commercial?
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    Episode 102 β€” Silly Dance Party

    "George Clooney is a pussy nerd." That's fucking hilarious. ps Todd, I desperately want one of those t-shirts.
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    Episode 102 β€” Silly Dance Party

    It may be time to update some of your headshots. That photo of Todd looks more like a photo of Adam Sandler.
  18. Here’s our newest submission for the Comedy Bang! Bang!: The Podcast’s β€œWhat’s Up Hotdog?” Memorial Plugs theme song contest. It’s called Plugedy Plug! Plug!. I WILL SHIT MY PANTS IF SCOTT SAYS SORRY KANSAS ON HIS SHOW!!!!
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    We Love You Reggie Watts!

    I may have forgotten to mention that this is awesome.
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    Episode 48 β€” Sleepaway Camp

    I'm glad you guys picked this one, I'd never seen it before. I must say this is one of the creepiest movies I've ever seen, just due to all the pedophiles obviously involved with it. Your confusion over the "plot" was priceless. Also, if anybody wants some more 80s horror movie set in a summer camp related podcast, then good news. Our show was able to score the man himself, Jason Voorhees for nearly the entire episode. He's a surprisingly verbose dude. Check it out won't you? "Hey sis, I just ordered a pizza. Get the lotion and pop in Sleepaway Camp."
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    Episode 47 β€” Super Mario Bros: LIVE

    "Drop acid and watch this movie." Excellent advice Jason, it's the only way I can think of that would make this thing make any sense. Can't wait to see which horror movie got picked.
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    Episode 48 β€” Up Ass Wound

    This has been a big week. First Paul answered my question on HDTGM?, then Matt was this close to saying the name of our podcast when they selected my video suggestion. I love where you went with it, funny show as always. Question to ask at the farmer's market: Which is better, Walmart or Target?
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    Episode 46.5 β€” Minisode 46.5

    HOLY SHIT! Paul answered my (Jon Feist's) question, and he answered the shit out of it! In a weird coincidence, my podcast does "mencia" episodes now and then where we take another podcast's format for an episode, and for our How Did This Get Made? episode we did Super Mario Bros. I can't wait to see how we compare. Check it out if your inclined. I think pretty much everything has been said about the Star Wars prequels, but Mike and Jay from Red Letter Media would be great guests for a future episode.
  24. Ask and you shall receive, Paul.