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  1. "Nothing Funny About a Funny Bone" on the front, "Masturbation Tour" on the back.
  2. And that's the story of the most erotic senate hearing I ever testified at.
  3. Apples, Jenny! Apples as big as a cow's heart, and twice as juicy!
  4. Life is a typo written in blood. Welcome to Tragedy Hang Hang, the dark brooding show for tortured souls and wayward spirits!
  5. I've heard of catching a rising star, but catching a phrase?
  6. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 325 — Musical Organs

    Is it Skylar cracking up constantly throughout the episode? It's delightfully infectious.
  7. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 325 — Musical Organs

    Ooh, at 57:30, they came dangerously close to starting a game of Riddle Me This.
  8. GregJ.Hansen

    I wonder if we will hear...

    I've long been hoping for some sort of CBB Special or Earwolf Presents comedy podcasters in a Q&A with teens about all sorts of pat after-school-special issues. They could get Wompler, Gutterballs, Traci and Todd (Brendon Small's not the only person who can run two characs at once!), and Rick Faber, for starters.
  9. I'm thinkin' you get a double bill goin' with Patti Dukakis and Nancy Cooper down at the Charlie Brown Steakhouse.
  10. Stop dressing me with your eyes!
  11. Just remember, when making deep-fried German sausages: it's gonna get wurst before it gets batter
  12. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 324 — Golden Duchess Cruise Lines

    My delight at Engineer Cody Cody's opening gaffe was dampened only by the knowledge that it wasn't the Hollywood Facts theme that almost started playing.
  13. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 14 — All Good Things...

    That one was quite a stretch. Just like the length of time it's been since there was a new Mike Detective!
  14. So, once upon a time, there was a short-lived show right here on Earwolf called Shortwave with Grant-Lee Phillips. It was a nice, low-key podcast covering a very specific corner of American independent singer/songwriterly music, emerging during a time a couple years ago where Earwolf was experimenting with a slate of less comedy-centic podcasts. One of the episodes featured a switcheroo where the show's normal host was interviewed by guest host Paul F. Tompkins. It was on that episode where I learned that Paul has a gift for sitting on the other side of the table, as it were, so seeing him as the straightish man of Lauren's (can I call her Lauren?) inaugural episode was not a shock, but a delightful and sorta nostalgic surprise. This show's overall premise is delightful, and the thought that occurred to me was, wouldn't it be amazing if Grant-Lee Phillips came back to host a new special episode of Shortwave where he interviews American musical superstar Regina Crimp?
  15. If you wish in one hand and crap in the other, at least wish for some toilet paper, ya savage!
  16. That is a good catchphrase suggestion! Thanks, Tiny.
  17. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 323 — Pie Quiz with Tears for Fears

    I was really hoping they'd spend more time talking about the character actor Victor von Autoborka, notable for his always-darting eyes.
  18. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 323 — Pie Quiz with Tears for Fears

    Do you posit a conspiracy theory, good sir?
  19. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 322 — YouTube Phenomahna

    I watched Chelsea's special, and I gotta say, it's great to see a comedian that's so popular with dogs.
  20. I like my women like I like my children: in college! Recently divorced dad looking to fill this empty nest with an open-minded grad student.
  21. This is my idea for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"
  22. I feel like you're carrying a lot of resentment for a past slight, catchphrase.
  23. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 317 — Tash.2

    Is this a special cross-podcast metatextual in-forum episode of Great Bits?
  24. GregJ.Hansen

    Episode 156 — Frozen Wogurt

    "I'm a sociopath like you! I love killing, we could've been friends..."