GregJ.Hansen
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If we started a Power Ranger team, which one would you be? I'd be hydroelectric.
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You ask if I'm afraid of commitment, but fear alone can't explain this erection
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Like dem trees! Gimme dem trees! I love dem trees with the Dutch elm disease!
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Catchphrasers' Guild is on strike until the terms of our pensions are negotiated. Spingo spango!
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dance on over here, crackhead. We'll get you tuxedoed up.
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And that's the story of the most erotic senate hearing I ever testified at.
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Apples, Jenny! Apples as big as a cow's heart, and twice as juicy!
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gurl, you're like the sandpaper I use after applying successive coats of varnish to this table I'm working on, cuz you get finer every time
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Life is a typo written in blood. Welcome to Tragedy Hang Hang, the dark brooding show for tortured souls and wayward spirits!
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've heard of catching a rising star, but catching a phrase?
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Just remember, when making deep-fried German sausages: it's gonna get wurst before it gets batter
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you wish in one hand and crap in the other, at least wish for some toilet paper, ya savage!
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I like my women like I like my children: in college! Recently divorced dad looking to fill this empty nest with an open-minded grad student.
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This is my idea for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You're a good, powerful person with a fine set of hands!
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You're not gonna like it. Ooh, you're not gonna like this. Buy one get one free on tubes of cookie dough. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you.
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to apologize in advance.
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For just the price of feeding a starving child for a month, you can enjoy a cup of coffee.
By GregJ.Hansen, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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