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DanEngler

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  1. Who the hell do you think you are? Are you any kind of industrial designer? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else on the forum wants to enjoy the product suggestions! This is one of the most important pages on the Internet! Who are you? WHO ARE YOU? You miserable, presumptuous no-talent! You're no industrial designer! An industrial designer respects the brainstorming that serves as the foundation of creativity! You OBVIOUSLY don't have the talent! You don't have the respect for yourself or other people, OR what it is to express yourself in merchandising or any other form of commerce!
  2. In case you missed it, McCay discusses the Breuer situation in great detail on this week's Improv4Humans.
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    The Forum Forum

    If you want one of your posts to be deleted, click the Report button for that post and explain why it should be removed. We'll take care of it as soon as we are able.
  4. Four words: Antiques Roadshow Parking Lot.
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    Episode 76 β€” Fair Game

    Guys, can we talk about the concept of a HDTGM/Mythbusters crossover episode? I need to know if there's any truth behind the legend of the Wet Blood Fart.
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    Episode 154 β€” Glory Holeο»Ώ Jack-O-Lantern

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ql1iX6CkQQ
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    Episode 8 β€” Who’s Got My Goo Balls?

    Scharpling was spectacular, but this is Harris's worst playlist yet. Phish's continued existence is an affront to decency. That being said, I would like to petition episode #10 be How Did Phish Get Made? with Jason Mantzoukas. Zouks spent several years abroad studying the trance-inducing qualities of indigenous music, and he is also exceptionally talented at calling out fucking garbage.
  8. Jake, everyone knows the role you play as tastemaker, pop culture anthropologist, and champion of the underdog. You have been personally responsible for the revitalization of so many stillborn careers. It is for this reason that I write to you today. This man needs your help. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nldpjPbGqg We've set up a special hotline where tax deductible car donations can be made to benefit washed-up singers/rappers/Dan Cortese stunt doubles. DIAL 1-877-KARDO-4-GERARDO. Thank you and God bless!
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    Episode 75.5 β€” Minisode 75.5

    Mothballs and Tea Rose? Eugh.
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    Episode 130 β€” Sex Work

    I'm equally frustrated by the guests brought in to discuss controversial topics, as they are always either too polite or too inept to give David the rhetorical punch in the face he desperately needs. It reminds me of Case Closed segments on Improv4Humans, where outraged listeners call in to debate Besser and, within seconds, collapse into balls of mumbling capitulation. If listeners can't tell whether you're "playing devil's advocate" or "simply being an asshole", perhaps some self-evaluation is in order.
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    Episode 255 β€” A Visit From Hee Hee-ll

    Clanking chains. Spider web. Shamone.
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    Howard on @Midnight!

    For those interested, here is Howard's full episode of @midnight.
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    Earwolf Live VPN Schedule!

    No, we're having a Whooch VPN tonight with Emily Gordon.
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    Los Bros Sklars on @Midnight

    You can catch the full episode here. I've been pleasantly surprised by how good @midnight has been from the start.
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    Submit your HDTGM T-Shirt Designs HERE!

    This is so good I no longer have any desire to submit a design of my own, but Jason H. Mantzoukas, the weird kerning around the "T" killing me.
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    Episode 152 β€” Overture

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv3IlQ7W8IY This is, by every objective measure, a superior song. OnlyHalfTrolling#
  17. Shout out to (former) Intern Caroline for her appearance on the show!
  18. Frankly, I'm still waiting for Jake to answer the widely publicized allegations that he sabotaged Joseph Kony's career.
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    Episode 44 β€” Limp Butt

    If you mail support@earwolf.com, they may be able to help you resolve the issue on your phone. You can try downloading it from the Nerd Poker page on SoundCloud in the meantime.
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    Episode 151.5 β€” 10/25/13 TWO CHARTED 90

    If your #1 apple is anything but Honeycrisp, you haven't tried a Honeycrisp. BEEF ON.
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    Episode 251 β€” The Bed Spoiler

    Or the white version of "born looking 42"! I suspect being married to David Cross means living in a comedy bit maelstrom at all times. She's more than capable of (man?)handling poor Todd.
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    Episode 151 β€” Redeemed or Unredeemed, Hashtag!

    I blinked when I noticed the two-hour length on this week's Go Bayside, but at no point does the conversation hit a lull. PFTMagic# Fans of Howard Kremer may also enjoy his appearance on today's edition of the Steve Agee podcast.
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    Episode 169 β€” Clean Fake Faint

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pNXnZj92l8
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    Episode 249 β€” Ice Cold STaB

    You thought the Millennium Falcon WAS A BIRD!
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    Episode 122 β€” Religious Science

    She is definitely the mammal in question. She was at the Bentzen Ball with Tig, and appeared as Tig's conspicuously nameless movie-loving girlfriend on the corresponding episode of Doug Loves Movies. It's great to hear Tiggleby's unique brand of giddy-in-love.
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