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  1. DanEngler

    Episode 152.5 — Sklarbro County 57

    Guys, you aren't going to believe this, but I think Kenneth may have witnessed a bank robbery all the way back in 2011. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaMm9_gq1H0
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    Episode 65 — Howard the Duck: LIVE!

    With all this talk about Howard and sexy ducks, I keep mistaking this for an episode of Who Charted.
  3. Anna's "That's Nuts!" and the gang's subsequent reaction is definitely in the Top 10 Professor Blastoff Moments. (Counting down from 1…) Also: She has a crazy soothing NPR voice.
  4. Only if their neighbors are Eddie Pepitone's Margaret and Al. (The Bitter Buddha, available on iTunes and VOD now!)
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    GIFs... We got some...

    The leading consonant sound in "Graphics Interchange Format" is a hard G. How you gonna argue that its acronym starts with a "J" sound? (As to the presumed authority of GIF's inventor, Isaac Asimov spent a lifetime contemplating the profound implications of artificial life, yet still sounded ridiculous .)
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    Birdemic 2

    In what regard is it a "trap"? Chill.com is a service for selling video on-demand, and has notably been used by various comedians including Doug Benson and Maria Bamford.
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    Episode 176 — No Thanks, Clayton!

    I would simply like to reiterate my position from last year:
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    Episode 132.5 — 06/14/13 TWO CHARTED 71

    TRIGGER WARNING: Endorsement of shamen, energy alignment, spirit guides, and related snake oil.
  9. DanEngler

    Episode 224 — Live From Austin

    Poehler/Pally 2012
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    Episode 85 — Animal Lovers

    Which is more disturbing: Gemberling's encyclopedic knowledge of bestiality porn -OR- Engineer Brett having a bestiality documentary bookmarked and ready to go at a moment's notice?
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    Episode 132 — Not Jared Leto Good

    Yes. I'd love to hear Patton on a "Get Lost" episode of Kurt Braunohler's K Ohle podcast. Also, yes. I always enjoyed listening to Scott force first-time CBB guests to sit through the entire "Would You Rather" theme song in (attempted) silence. The episode with Garfunkel & Oates and Weird Al was particularly amazing.
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    The Scarlet Letter (1995)

    Shariq, please post a photo of yourself so this sentence can be turned into a meme image.
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    Episode 108 — Infinity

    Aaron Earwolf, please! It's "Blastronauts".
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    Episode 84 —Double or Nothing

    Except for their tragic misuse of the word "catchment".
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    Actor/Actress in most HDTGM selections?

    See Shannon's HDTGM All-Stars Thread.
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    2 movies in theaters now?

    I disagree with this assertion. I've listened to nearly every episode of HDTGM, and I've seen only a handful of the movies they've discussed.
  17. DanEngler

    Episode 222 — A Peanut In The Rain

    Video episodes are typically released 10 days after they are recorded. This one should be available next Monday.
  18. Of course not, since the person who has been railing against imagined personal slights for three straight weeks is qualified to make that determination.
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    Episode 131 — Long Haired Man-Thing

    Maybe it's just me, but to me, it sounded like there was an impromptu Mary Lynn/Kulap dance party going on.
  20. I don't know how you decided that The Happening is the right hill to die upon, but the fact that you have been harping on this (non-)issue for 3+ straight weeks with no tangible information to support your accusations is making you seem mentally unbalanced. You. Need. To. Calm. Down.
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    Episode 130 — Naked Oil Boy Fights

    IT'S BEEN ten days, so here's the . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eefZAtdsdoA
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    Episode 160 — Rap & Karaoke

    In United States v. Coulton (2005), the Supreme Court determined that white hipsters ironically covering rap songs is the hackiest "joke" in modern society. In fact, the term "hack" finds its origins in the name of pop group Dynamite Hack, who released a shameful N-word laden cover of Eazy-E's "Boyz-N-The-Hood" in 2000.
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    So, this is the part where you get reduced to a cloud of ash and I play house with the mysterious other woman?
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    I can't imagine anything more unbelievable than a story in which a glorified janitor is dispatched to a hostile environment to clean up other people's toxic waste, all the while receiving his orders from a gorgeous redhead. /stares at forum /stares at Shannon's avatar /stares at forum again Well, shit.