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I was remembering Lacey just the other day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udLmCHmZFx4

Thanks. Any Who Charted? Is a good Who Charted? (Minus one of them. You know who you are.)

The bad news is: I missed about half of what was going on, because I listened to this in my car (audio quality). The good news is: I get to listen to this again to catch what I missed. It's like two Whooches in one day.

Jeff, Earwolf is my life. I literally (figuratively) use it to fuel my days at work. Why do you have, to put it lightly, a VERY unfriendly website. Bad players with no volume control. A horrible front page. And shoulder-slumping times to get things on iTunes (Rafflecast). It would literally take minutes to rectify. I forgot some of your shows existed because your why is Earwolf racist show is always on the front page. Minutes.

Wait...The girl in Bioshock had her dick cut off???. My world is crumbling. (cake boss)

Wait, the Stargate guy is a dude, sorry Was a dude? My childhood just got effed up

Well My top ten of the year are set now. The line of the year now is "Why don't you shut the fuck up, Scott." by Fourvel, Adorable.

I'm 37 years old and already have 5% grey hair. Just sayin' Wie Wie. Nice hi-lights Howie-san.

Spoiler: Great balls dude.

I just saw an awesome B-movie called "Hatchet II" and COLTON DUNN was in it asking for cookies. Effing amazing. Watch it humans.

Matt? Besser? Adair? Please let us know what we need to do to keep I4H or anything else to keep you on the "air.' I think you've scared us sufficiently.

Matt, I've already rated you on iTunes. Is there something else I can do? I want you to stay around as long as possible.

Sorry. Dammit! My referenceometer is way off.

Sorry. Both of them and The Choctaw are super hot, though.

What? No. Their talent is super-human. Listen to Jen, the Southie on the Pod F Thompkast, and Ms. Murphy on I4H. They are comic geniuses, no matter their superficial strengths. What is happening here? This is a great episode with strong people; strong women, and I'm proud of it.

Joke based on Pam Murphy's previous appearances. I think she's super talented, and I'm fed up with people hating on her. I don't mind digging a hole, though. It gets me closer to China.

God, the pitch and tone of those of those women's voices really get underneath my skin. They make me super horny. You know what I mean? You know what I'm sayin'? What else, what else, what else.

Firstly, D.C. reminds me of a funnier Hardwick (sorry Nerdists, but Earwolf rules). His laugh delighted me to no end. Great guest. Secondly, I listen to "Fake Plastic Trees," "Lucky," and "Idioteque" at least once a week. I'm going through the "Amnesiac" collectors edition right now. Radiohead is the only overrated group that is underrated by good people.

More Jared as straight man, please. His sandwiches from Waffle's sound so delicious over my headphones. His bathrooms are a bit weird, though. (Seriously: more Jerrod, please)

I worked a summer on my family's watermelon farm 30 years ago. Guess where, Matt: MISSISSIPPI! (I was unfortunately too young to fuck, though.)

I would like to start a petition right now to keep Wie-Wie. You can't open your mind and hearts for the How-How chart.

I'm still waiting for "The Fogelnest Files on Earwoof.com" hoodies and t shirts.

Talking monkey?

Still no duds. I think the banter was especially funny this episode. I was hoping for another 4 minute commercial. They make me laugh as much as anything.

Here's a non-sequitur: I'm on a hiccup medication that makes me hallucinate. About an hour ago, I had Lennon Parham whispering gibberish in my left ear and Paul Rust whispering "New no no" over and over in my right ear. I think Adomian walked randomly by in a feather boa at one point. Do I love Earwolf too much?