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Just heard @pattonoswalt name-check @morgan_murphy in the Comedians Of Comedy movie. Missed that the last time I watched it. #nerdingout
OK Twitter, who can explain Florence + The Machine to me? Because to my ears, it sounds like Feist meets Adele, but in a lame new-age way.
Love of my life (no offense, Jessica) http://t.co/z5iut0S
"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets." -Ron Swanson
Week-old cake for breakfast. #adult
Joined the ranks of adults and got a smartphone. Be proud of me.
Seeing middle-aged women reading bodice-ripper romance novels will never not be weird to me. #porninpublic
So, we have a grill now. #burgers
Just found out that Pontius Pilate is actually pronounced "Punches Pilot." #awesome