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I think Patton might make an appearance this week.

Burt is in this movie because he's broke. Don't forget he was nominated for an Oscar for his Boogie NIghts role. Guess he pissed it all away on cheek implants and rugs.

Speaking of his son being murdered... Did anyone else notice at the end where he rescues his wife, they happily embrace and he says the cheesy "There's something I always wanted to tell you" line, that at that point he had no way of knowing if she had been told of their son's death? He couldn't know if his two buddies had made any contact with her. So I guess that joyous reunion "I love you" was immediately followed by "Oh yeah our kid's dead".

I think Brian just wants Vin Diesel around so he can jerk off to his 12-pack later.

There is a lot of shitty stuff to laugh at in this one. The rubber monster costumes, Liotta's Tony Soprano/Liberace evil wizard, Burt Reynold's botoxed death mask, stripper wood nymphs, ninjas, the guy from Scream hamming it up. Plus, you know Jason is going to be superpissed he had to sit through this piece of crap and that's always great fuel to the hdtgm fire.

I'd say Gerry's shitty dice and massive nutsack had more to do with El Ryan's demise than the enemy.

Yesterday I told my buddy at work to watch this on youtube overnight and tell me what he thought. This morning he told me to go fuck myself and let me know that he was considering taking a dump on my car's windshield. This could be the greatest hdtgm ever.

I get the feeling Wetty Mercury is going to teleport them somewhere before a fight can break out. I'm usually wrong, though. Sark es muy loco.

I hope they do something like this. A pet warforged robot played by Sark until a guest possesses the circuit boards for a few episodes and causes a personality malfunction. Ok, I just like robots.

I love that Ken plays a fire-breathing dragonman as a cowardly bitch! I thought he was hilarious in this one. But I can see your point, sometimes. I thought the few episodes that skipped Steve Miller Time flowed a little better. But what the fuck do I know!? Stupid internet!

Sweet, nice job!

Statham is the one I don't understand. Dude is a legitimate movie star. Pearlman has his niche and hordes of fans, but Davies and Reynolds will do anything apparently. Did not know Ray Liotta was on an episode of The League last year.. special guest? That would be awesome.

Wetty Mercury gets my vote

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Dear Vin DIesel, You don't know me, I'm just some normal asshole who listens to a podcast by Brian Posehn. You probably know Brian, he's been in movies and is on Conan like 15 times a year, and you probably know a lot of the same people due to "industry connections"/Kevin Bacon rule, but for some reason he asked me to contact you regarding you appearing on his show. Anyway if you get this can you reply? I have to get back to my shitty cubicle job where I don't get the month of March off after returning from a stint in Hawaii. Thanks ps- I'm including a Polaroid of myself working out. It is at the bottom of the box under the human head.

It's survey monkey, you can set it up however you want! If you want to allow one vote per IP I'm not sure if the system will allow people to go back and vote again once new titles are added, though. If you want to start over fresh it's not hard to do at all.

You're welcome, Shannon, it was easy to do since you kept that page in order. If you want, send me an email and I'll change the survey account over to you so you can just add new requests as they come in. These guys don't have the balls to do Indy 4 and face a potential LaBeouf LaBeatdown, but it does warm my heart to know that so many other people hate The Happening.

Sometimes I lay awake at night dreaming of a HDTGM Deadfall review.

Fuck yes! This movie is a rancid piece of poop! Poooop! Deleted the surveymokey as true web people are working on better stuff

Fuck questions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbla0I9yQjo

I know two people who would love to invest in a Jazz Jazz method franchise, and their names are Tim Heidecker and Iced-T.

He was pretty out of control in the first episode but since then I think he's mellowed.

The party has only been together for 3 days at this point, and we've been listening to those 3 days for almost 4 months now. Day 1 - episodes 1 thru 8 Day 2 - episode 8 (they slept in the dome, they scouted the base, then slept in the dome again I think?) Day 3 - episode 9 thru 15 (so far)

Will Forte. I'm not sure if improv is something he does but I can't see him not being funny as hell on I4H.

Here's what I've been able to piece together http://nerdpoker.wikia.com/wiki/The_Collectors