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I would like another Lucas-less Obi-Wan movie with McGregor. He was about the only good casting choice George made for those crap movies. Instead of rebooting the prequels I'd rather see them do a KoTOR series:

JJ really sounds like a nice dude. As a Star Wars nerd I'm glad the franchise is in the hands of someone with a personality and talent. And the Goldblum story, wow. Jeff you gotta get Goldblum to do this show, that would be epic.

He's writing Marvel comic books and doing publicity brah.

If Gerry really wants to annoy the group he should be a robot and only speak through an Iphone Autotune app the entire time. Win.

I honestly thought BP was calling his wife for the first few minutes and was sexist-piggedly addressing her as "his babysitter". Then I realized it was an actual paid babysitter. Then I realized hold on he hangs out shirtless around his babysitter?

Why didn't anyone pick up that dude's full chainmail (minus the chest I guess)? Does Brian have to wait until they kill a barbarian to loot some shit that fits?

Episode 13 - Gaps & Shafts or Adventures In Babysitting For A Creepy Old Nerd

Yeah every Wednesday early AM

Dan Aykroyd says space aliens should be held accountable for breaking the law http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0x_yFG34A

Ha! I can't see them possibly being worse or even as bad as George's prequels. So that's a plus.

Got it, that makes sense. Thanks.

So when Ben Affleck wins Best Director in a few days the Reindeer Games and Gigli episodes are coming down? Come on now. I'd just like them to mix it up with recent flops a little more often is all.

Hey guys how about doing some more recent movies more often? Outside of Liz&Dick/Timothy Green/Twilight we've had like 5 months straight of stuff mostly from the 90's. You know Adam Sandler is still working right?

Well my point was more that I'd trust the makers of Skyrim over Boll when it came to producing a viewable film, but now that I think about it I'd also put my dead cat in the same category, so meh.

Well the budget for Skyrim was $85 million and it made $450 million within less than two weeks of release. The first one of these turd movies had a budget of $60 million (thank you, dumb German laws!) and has grossed just over $10 million worldwide to date. If they really made a Skyrim movie the popcorn sales alone would most likely outweigh Boll's career net. I would hope Burt Reynolds voices the dragon, though.

I concur. I'm only going to watch the HDTGM and Nerd Poker vidcasts if they happen. In Russia character improv video watches you!

"Dolph Lundgren initially turned down Uwe Boll's offer before coming back on his decision when he and his wife decided to get a divorce." I guess that answers your question.

Dude, I doubt it. The trailer for the 2nd one shows Dolph running around fighting monsters in rubber masks and CGI dragons that look like they came out of the Atari version of Skyrim. Oh, and he is also apparently a time travelling retired special forces agent from our present sent back to the past to fight evil wizards (you know like in the real 14th century or something), so he has guns. ps - Both of these awful things are on youtube in their full glory. The first is more enjoyable probably since it has so many recognizable hasbeen actors that I'm assuming are in serious debt.

Spoiler alert, this movie blows.

Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, a guy from Scream, and for some reason Jason Statham. Liotta especially phones this shit in so hard it's spellbinding. He's just an evil wizard from North Jersey.

Sometimes I too find myself thinking "Just go, assholes! We've only got an hour here!". But to be fair, I think the current setting is probably a different picture in everyone's mind, and they have been in a "keep moving or die" situation in pretty much every episode before and since the Elder's dome. I really hope they eventually find themselves on a peaceful dirt road in a forest with a sign that says "Town 30 miles this way -->", and then just spend an episode in character leisurely walking along and telling each other their background stories. It's easy to forget that these people really still don't know anything about one another. I would love that and I bet it'd be fucking hilarious, we (and they) would get to experience more of Bart's rich douchbaggedness and I can definitely see moron Amarth picking the wrong berries and having emergency shits for half of the hike. Love this friggin' show.

They are going to finally hijack a ship next week, but there's going to be a huge system failure and there's going to be poop floating everywhere.

Say you're starting a campaign and have only one opening left, and the final spot goes to either Jeff Goldblum or anyone who's ever lived, you're absolutely going Goldblum, right? Because, come on.

I hate Steve Miller. Needs more metal.