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Brian should murder more hostages. Amarth has been kind of a non-metal pussy lately.

No wonder Bill Murray doesn't want to do Ghostbusters 3.

Local paranoid psycho visits city council meeting on Boy Scout's night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1hyqA6UTY

Let him play an artificer, pretty sure they actually can get a sniper rifle type thing.

They're all good. El Ryan was unaligned before his untimely death.

I saw two Japanese cheerleaders do something similar once on 4chan.

Clancy you're being an Amarth Apologist! I love that Gerry was able to aggravate Brian into a spiteful murder within the first 30 minutes of his reintroduction.

This party could use a love triangle. Amarth and Sir Richard should vie for the affections of Mildred going forward.

I just can't see how a semi-retarded goliath, raised from birth by terrorist vikings to be a bloodthirsty killing machine, turned out "good". Spooky example of women's intuition by Sarah on that botch roll. Good thing Sark forgot the dice box.

Jon Favreau has a long history playing D&D

How great would it be if Sir Richard lost his arm to an ectoplasmic bear after commanding a naked elf to put some clothes on?

William Demarest? Of Demarest Shampoo? Part of me secretly hopes the guy trolling Jeff Garlin on here is Larry David in disguise.

And of course

That was the worst best story I've ever barely heard.

How about something aquatic? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLDIDmQOKc

Red Letter Media recently ran through this one if anyone hasn't seen. By the way I'd love if they got Mike and Jay to guest on hdtgm someday. http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-oz-the-great-and-powerful-and-return-to-oz/

♫~Sir Richard was a hero to many a comely lass little'd they know he lost his arm inside a Dragonborn's ass~♫ ♫~But he'll sing and fight and do what's right and bed many a young male whore to rest his eyes just once again on his beloved Glinishmore~♫

I have a feeling Brian is going to get tired of hearing how beautiful Glinnish-Mor is, should be fun.

I know we try not to abuse the easy targets of crazy right wing youtubers, but I thought Matt would really like to see this one. Pat Robertson explaining why miracles usually occur in the general proximity of the uneducated "people over seas", and why God doesn't love people with Ivy League educations. Then he mispronounces inundated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NesbG-Lj2g0

Ever consider innocently inviting APL in for a session, and then forcing him to roleplay an enormously obese female prostitute who tries to seduce Blackee?

This was on Youtube in it's full glory, but Sony blocked it because it was costing them thousands of pesos a year in lost revenue apparently. It's a shame because this would make for a great episode.

I only listened to this one for Retta. Couldn't give less fucks about this movie. Also, I find it hard to believe that only one former Spice Girl deals with clinical depression.

"YOU SHELL NOT PASH!"

How about any of the Kids In The Hall guys??