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Hip-hop Caddyshack ripoff costarring Big Boi and registered boy toucher Jeffrey Jones. 6% on RT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McTKSbG6Jrg

I doubt they would ever do this movie but everytime I watch it I leave thinking "Wtf did I just watch?". -Who is Green Eyes? * -Why is the repeating musical theme comedic in tone? * -If Frank Langella was willing to kill everyone for the other books why even send Corso at all? * -How did the black albino not notice a red Ferrari tailing him for hours on an empty highway? * -Why does Green Eyes use kung fu? * -Who killed Bernie and hung him up like the engraving? * -Are the chefs seen in the mansion kitchen part of some Satanic orgy catering service? * -Who could maintain an erection while banging an obvious demon outside of a burning castle? * -Did none of the cult members notice Green Eyes FLYING down to Corso in the mansion? * -Why doesn't the manly French secretary tell the police Corso murdered her boss? * -Did God try to kill Corso with the falling scaffolding? Can't God just kill whoever he wants whenever? * -Wouldn't Corso ask "wtf is wrong with your weird eyes?" at some point? * -Are the book store twins one actor in horrible split screen?? Why?? * -Why would Corso leave Green Eyes alone in the car at the last gas station after her other vanishing acts? * -Why does Corso run down steps to escape the albino and then walk up the next steps about ten feet away to the same street the albino was on? * -Green Eyes stops Corso from saving Lena Olin from Frank Langella because "he just committed a murder in public. Now you're off the hook for the other murders." WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO CALL THE POLICE FROM AN ELITE BILLIONAIRE SATANIC SEX ORGY??? And if Green Eyes is helping Corso go through the Ninth Gate why the fuck would she care about his police entanglements? Do arrest warrants carry over to Hell?? * -Wtf happens at the end???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5mhtHf8T4

This movie is terrible on so many levels. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1CTjrEWX-k Mark Wahlberg, Jennifer Mannequin & Jimmy McNulty traverse the hair band culture of the late 80's, with an especially touching performance by the guy who betrayed Harry Potter's parents as the band manager who's seen it all.

Guys, I just watched this on Encore. Before I go try to piss on my own eyeballs to get the sting of this viewing out, I wanted to drop a line and let you know this may be the very worst movie I have personally ever seen. This piece of shit makes Superman III look like Citizen Kane. If Uwe Boll had directed this, it would have been a marked improvement. Please, for the love of all that's holy, do this movie. ps- the Judge Dredd episode was the best thing ever.

This movie is a turd sandwich of 1990 romcom action cheese. Plus, now it's hard to watch Mel Gibson work with a self-proclaimed Jewish-Buddhist and not wonder what horrible thoughts were going through his mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfLCpoYuQ5A

A lot of cheese in here but the cage match to the death between two actual future Governors might be the most disturbing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKM98fYPVuo

A guy and his mom move into a small town. They bang each other and are also shapeshifting monsters who survive by killing hot virgins. The only things that can kill them are housecats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYauIxtmXc0

This hasn't already been suggested? Really? Wow. Mazes and Monsters is a 1982 made-for-TV movie directed by Steven Hilliard Stern about a group of college students and their interest in a fictitious role-playing game (RPG) of the same name. The movie starred a 26-year-old Tom Hanks in his first major leading film role. Full movie is on Youtube in 10min parts

If his check cleared from this movie, Norm Macdonald would be the only guest even to be considered to discuss this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kbS_j2fC4c

Hey admins, can we start a stickied questions thread for Sark? I don't know much about D&D but love the show and I figure there are a few of us loyal listeners in the same boat. If Sark ever pops in to answer some that would be cool and informative. One question I'd ask him is what is the highest level this group has managed to get to in any edition of D&D? If Gerry's Ell Ryan is any indication, they seem to expect the lifespan of a Bic lighter owned by a sickly hamster. Thanks!

This clip speaks for itself

Actually three other roommates! Post-grads tend to be poor and huddle together. But I'm sure you could also be right, and I'm a sociopath who made a fake account just for two posts, with a master plan to cover my tracks by starting this account a year ago and posting over 500 times as a rabid fan to throw you off my scent, all while being Manti Teo's girlfriend. Now reply that I'm lying or just delete my account... either way I'm good with it.

Congrats on uncovering the horrible secret that I have a roommate, supersleuth! Do you hack for Anonymous?

http://fyi.earwolf.com/movie/12692 I have stumbled upon what might be the best Cage HDTGM vehicle yet (that I somehow have never, ever heard of). Cage as an escaped/released boob convict sent to fake a hostage taking of a black activist writer after the local police surround the black activist's writer nice new house because they are racists who assume he is just a black burglar. Comedy gold that apparently includes several blackface jokes, stereotypical Jewish personas, an island of wealthy WASPS, random gospel music, and Gus Fring. WHAT

Mah wife

Now that the napalm has somewhat evaporated, I'll say that Astartes' post really doesn't read that offensively to me. I read it as "unsolicited opinions aren't hard to find in today's divided world, but great improv comedy podcasts are, and that's what he listens to I4H for". I can understand that angle... it IS hard to go into a bar, or get a haircut, or watch network news, or even have a spontaneous conversation without being subjected to someone's unsolicited opinion nowadays (usually political). And after awhile it can get tiring even if you completely agree with the person, because the modern public is getting force-fed opinions like never before through multitudes of new and constant media. If Astartes had just said something like he doesn't watch Rachel Maddow for her 15 minute improv set, it probably would have went over better. In the modern world, sometimes people assume the tone in their heads automatically carries over into the text they type. It does not. There is no inflection button on keyboards. On the other hand... Matt did ironically go batshit insane on the guy on the day his chat with the Ethicist about civilized debate dropped. Which I found pretty hilarious in itself. In rough order, he told the poster to grow up, somewhat let all of us know that the Earwolf hosts think the forums are a bag full of dicks, somewhat politely told everyone to stop giving unsolicited opinions on Case Closed (irony?), leveled a half-hearted autism accusation, and then retired. In my opinion Matt came off worse for wear in the exchange. And the majority here flocked to his defense, which is also interesting. But Matt Besser is a good guy, and a great comedian, the host of an amazing show, a guy who isn't afraid to speak up to right a wrong, and a human. Every human has crazy moments. I once bitchslapped a nun (I was 12 and she had it coming for years). So I forgive Matt Besser for going a little nuts, but I also choose to give Astartes the benefit of the doubt for not knowing how to properly convey thoughts with the written word. Now, suck my anus, please.

BTW, supercool that they're finally off of the water world. Looking forward to new scenery after almost 7 months .

This is embarrassing but I think it moved a little when I read this. God, I'm a dork.

I'll probably get some venom sprayed at me for saying this... but this thread about Case Closed is the most engrossing Case Closed yet! Case Closed! (?)

Statements like that could get you banned from New Jersey.

Lol!

None taken, I can't draw for shit! Personally I hope to see the Mildred vs. Sir Dick showdown in watercolors.

This gem includes a Dan Aykroydian level crazy conspiracy assassination.

Never head of Time to Kill before this. Wtf is it with this guy and lizards?

I always thought that Bart was pretty identifiable as the Cowardly Lion of the group. His crying from around the corner when they found Sparklett's box is a classic NP:D&DwBP&F moment for me. Have you ever listened to the Critical Hit podcast, out of curiosity? I mostly like that one.