Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

[Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!]

Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

[If you have time to Lean, then I recommend starting with The Bridge Over the River Kwai.]

If you have time to Lean, then I recommend starting with The Bridge Over the River Kwai.

[Don’t Blame Me. I voted for Kim Jong-un.]

Don’t Blame Me. I voted for Kim Jong-un.

[This isn’t the America I know. The America I know wears a red leather jacket, dances on light-up tiles, has a monkey named Bubbles.]

This isn’t the America I know. The America I know wears a red leather jacket, dances on light-up tiles, has a monkey named Bubbles.

[Love Story 2050 (2008)]

Considered the worst Bollywood film in recent years. A "remake" of The Time Machine set in Mumbai.

 

Here's the trailer (keep an eye out for the lightsaber):

[All weather is sweater weather if you like to exist in a constant state of discomfort.]

All weather is sweater weather if you like to exist in a constant state of discomfort.

[I don’t know what laurels are. But if they’re anything like the massage chairs at Brookstone, I will rest on them until the manager asks me to leave.]

I don’t know what laurels are. But if they’re anything like the massage chairs at Brookstone, I will rest on them until the manager asks me to leave.

[Episode 396 - The Intern Challenge]

2016 Resolution: A Gabe Kaplan reference every episode.

[Episode 394 - Wisconsin Sugar Babies]

Breaking down the bandleader odds:

 

50:1 - Kevin Eubanks

25:1 - Kevin Rudolf

12:1 - James Taylor

8:1 - Dan Deacon

4:1 - Open Mike Eagle

1:1 - Regina Crimp

[If you think God never gives you more than you can handle, then clearly you've never watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.]

If you think God never gives you more than you can handle, then clearly you've never watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

[I don’t respond well to threats, but I do to baby shower evites!]

I don’t respond well to threats, but I do to baby shower evites!

[Best of 2015 Pt. 4]

Great year for CBB!

 

People I hope we see more of in 2016: Thomas Middleditch, Bobby Moynihan, Claudia O'Doherty, John Gemberling, Fran Gillespie, Adam Pally, Mike O'Brien, Zach Woods...

 

How has Ron Funches never been on the show?

[EPISODE 374 — Tick Tock Clawk]

Great ep! Fran Gillespie needs to be on the show more often.

[EPISODE 40 - Brandon Johnson: Ooh Shit! That’s Fashion! with BeLaShange]

Brandon killed it. I want that Dan poster.

[EPISODE 22 - U2 Talk 2 U]

Also, if you can't put out a t-shirt with Bono's drawing, can we get one the says "It doesn't exist!"?

[EPISODE 22 - U2 Talk 2 U]

Only thing that could have made this interview better was an ep of "What's your fuck-style?"

[EPISODE 364 — The Marm of Smarm Returns]

We're more than halfway through the year. Here's the top 10 so far in no particular order. Please discuss/argue:

• Ep #328 - Beatle Heaven (American Football, Anders Holm & Mike Hanford)
  
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• Ep #330 - Peruvian Pullovers (Jim Rash, Horatio Sanz)
  
• Ep #335 - The Wedding of Gilli and Garry (Colin Hay, Gillian Jacobs & Paul F. Tompkins)
  
• Ep #338 - Be My Guest, Literally! (Michael Ableson, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus &Andy Daly)
  
• Ep #342 - A Silicon Valley P-Cast (Thomas Middleditch, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr & Paul F. Tompkins)
  
• Ep #345 - Shifting Bouncy (Kyle Bornheimer, Paul Brittain & Roman Sklar)
  
• Ep #348 - Is Y'all My Daddy? (Cameron Esposito, Paul F. Tompkins & Matt Gourley
  
• 
  
• Ep #356 - Heynong Man (Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins)
  
• Ep #336 - NOT Farts and Procreation 4 (Harris Wittels, Chelsea Peretti & Adam Scott)
  
• Ep #326 - 2014 Holiday Spectacular (Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins, Brendon Small, James Adomian, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Besser, & Neil Campbell)
  

 

Too tempting not to make a list:

 

- Ep #356 - Heynong Man (Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins)

- Ep #355 - Kid Detectives (Lauren Lapkus, Thomas Middleditch)

- Ep #351 - CBB: The Movie (Sean Clements, Hayes Davenport, Ben Rodgers & Hayley Huntley)

- Ep #349 - The 6th Anniversary Show! (Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Thomas Middleditch, Neil Campbell, Mike Hanford, Joe Wengert, Paul Scheer & Erin Whitehead)

- Ep #342 - A Silicon Valley P-Cast (Thomas Middleditch, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr & Paul F. Tompkins)

- Ep #341 - Banging the Table with Stars (Stars, Claudia O'Doherty & Neil Campbell)

- Ep #338 - Be My Guest, Literally! (Michael Ableson, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus & Andy Daly)

- Ep #336 - NOT Farts and Procreation 4 (Harris Wittels, Chelsea Peretti & Adam Scott)

- Ep #335 - The Wedding of Gilli and Garry (Colin Hay, Gillian Jacobs & Paul F. Tompkins)

- Ep #326 - 2014 Holiday Spectacular (Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins, Brendon Small, James Adomian, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Besser, & Neil Campbell)

 

And I'd vote Kid Detectives over Heynong Man for episode of the year (thus far).

[EPISODE 217 — Goodbye]

Dreading listening to this episode.

[I don’t believe in beating a dead horse, only shaving it for my wig collection.]

I don’t believe in beating a dead horse, only shaving it for my wig collection.

[EPISODE 363 — Wet Hot Crew]

Meester Wain

[Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!]

Two wrongs may not make a right, but two eggs sure do make one delicious frittata!

[People in stone houses shouldn't throw glass. I gave you that punch bowl as a gift, Phillip.]

People in stone houses shouldn't throw glass. I gave you that punch bowl as a gift, Phillip.

[EPISODE 335 — The Wedding of Gilli and Garry]

Bravo, Paul F. Tompkins. Bravo.

[David Axelrod? But what happened to the wheels?]

David Axelrod? What happened to the wheels?

[I play for keeps. Sometimes for crêpes. Occasionally for canapés. But mostly for keeps.]

I play for keeps. Sometimes for crêpes. Occasionally for canapés. But mostly for keeps.