wyldride
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Which became substantially easier 1ce Google existed RT @gracehelbig My 1 long-standing Labor Day tradition is googling "what is Labor Day?"
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Actor, rapper, club owner, solo porn performer. Quite the resume. RT @pariskennedy Simon Rex was in a rap crew
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If U made them&they made U, who picked up the middle&who made who? #acdc RT @SarahKSilverman Did U make mankind after we made U #DearGod
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In his defense, Jerry comes from an earlier time. Heck, in his day, Jerry Lewis movies were still considered funny,
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Is this the same Blue Jean from the David Bowie song, or a different 1? RT @CarrieKeagan There was a girl named Blue Jean. She was torn up.
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But, on the plus side, you'd never forget your honeymoon. RT @AmberTozer 10 miles into the trip we die
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Maybe you'll get reviewed by this kid: http://t.co/Qlimxbwk RT @iliza Yankee Candle front of candle picture photographer
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Yes. But don't tell Pluto. We totally didn't invite them. They just whine about being demoted, anyway. RT @AmberTozer is this a planet party
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There's only so much photons blocked by rock can do--Or not do. RT @trutriciahelfer Ok, that eclipse was uneventful.
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Confusingly, Garbage calls John Mayer "Jennifer Aniston". RT @NikkiGlaser John Mayer Calls... Jennifer Aniston... 'Garbage'
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Well, OK, as long as you're providing the sugar. RT @SaraUnderwood @aots Tune is please. Pretty please? With sugar on top? #aots
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Then nutritionists are understating it. RT @cheezitslut When nutritionists talk about "the good fat" they're usually referring to my ass
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Don't believe everything you dear. RT @cheezitslut Don't believe everything you read. Especially you, dyslexics.
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Don't run into him if he starts doing the robot. RT @cheezitslut The guy on the bike in front of me must want to ask the teacher a question
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I've always thought so. #beingmeantopixleythatis http://t.co/mPCTqcbI RT @mariancall You, sir, deserve merch just for being.
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To be fair "twitter follower" does not give one the authority to do that, anyway. RT @WendyLiebman thank you for not having me committed
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Breakinger new: The man who shot the Tupac hologram, has been shot. RT @carolzara Breaking news: Hologram Tupac has been shot.
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"Also--I smacked his kid." RT @AmberTozer "He checked nanny cams to see if I smacked his kid & discovered that I have IT"
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Lannisters always pay their debts. I'm a rich noble. Pay my ransom&you will be rewarded handsomely in return. RT @mariancall #JunkRavens