wyldride
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I know: They can prove it's yours w/a DNA test and then you're up sh-- RT @saraschaefer1 it's not just a women's issue
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I love when they do that song in a medley with Smells Like Teen Acne. RT @NikkiGlaser WHO DOES TEEN ACNE?! http://t.co/sn4uzv0D
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Only the retired pirates. RT @morgan_murphy do you think old people get booty calls at 4pm?
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Guys in LA don't know that they're missing. Maybe you need a sizzle reel to show them. RT @TheDaniStew someone should be fucking me tonight
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"All the boys think she's that guy, she's got--Matthew Perry eyes" RT @NikkiGlaser "She's got Matthew Perry eyes"
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If U have appendicitis, U get an appendectomy. Tonsillitis? A tonsillectomy. So, if U have gingivitis, do U get a gingivectomy? #wondering
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They just shaved the hanger to make it look bigger. RT @alysiawood Just saw Boeing's new #dreamliner. It's... Just... HUGE.
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I couldn't be more supportive of breast cancer research&awareness, but really BC? Pink wrist bands with orange pants? That's just wrong.
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Just as long as it's not tidally locked -- It limits the composition of the shots. RT @oliviawilde her head looks like my head's moon
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A beach photo as 1st base? So, reaching on a fielder's choice -- At best. RT @jennifersterger it's just 1st base
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Also "into me" & "across me" & "to me" RT @saraschaefer1 you forgot โover meโ as a third option โ@KimKardashian: Run with me or run from meโ
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I wonder: Do dietitians take the Hungry, Hungry, Hippocratic Oath? RT @WendyLiebman And take the Hippocratic Oath
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These would be the guys you'd sleep with while celibate? Hmm ... RT @jenmurphycomedy In hopes the guys I sleep with will stop hating me
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Then you'll be a Tesla Girl: http://t.co/GNk7X3Mg RT @alydenisof My Tesla S can't get here soon enough!
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Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood: http://t.co/wI1mrrKf RT @SaraUnderwood trying 2 get my extraterrestrial back home http://t.co/keNHEjAN
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You'd think there's be a word for that role. RT @NikkiGlaser Every new Muse song is about Kate Hudson