wyldride
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I'm not saying @feliciaday sandbagged every other game of Resistance so she could get @wilw's trust&beat him at it on Table Top ...
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"Hold on to your pubes, bitches -- It's gonna be @wyldride." - @NikkiGlaser "Wait--Whose pubes am I to hold onto?!?" - @wyldride
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Can't wait 4 the finale of #NikkiAndSaraLive. Will @NikkiGlaser B shot? Will @saraschaefer1 be assimilated by the Borg? Watch @mtv&find out.
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April Showers bring May Flowers but I'm not sure what kind of shit this is bringing ... http://t.co/M2PIzQFqff
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Starting to see ads for Inside @amyschumer airing in Canada on The Comedy Network. Can't wait. Also, see her on @jimmyfallon tonight.
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Nothing like random huge ass bugs showing up in your house. This one wanted to take a bath. A fly swatter bath. http://t.co/Y0hA7aZmmE
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"I cazn't believes you sez dat?!?" RT @cheezitslut "You're my favorite." http://t.co/zfv4UTaccO
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I liked a @YouTube video from @nittwitstv http://t.co/wytqkxMwAj #nitTWITS - Gratitude List
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Story on @chelsealately about a guy smuggling drugs in his crotch&his bag. Isn't that pretty much redundant?
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April Fool's day is a great opportunity to send out Dick pics. It's all about choosing the right picture of Nixon to do the job.
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Today is Good Friday: The day we morn the assassination of the Easter Bunny by Archduke Ferdinand of the Egg Kingdom. #citationneeded
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I thought I was the official animal of Scotland. #citationneeded RT @teamunicornftw The Unicorn is the official animal of Scotland.
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I don't know what kind of falling out Amanda Bynes has had with her vagina, but asking Drake to assassinate it is no kind of solution.