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Specifically: http://t.co/gi6PcW47 RT @saraschaefer1 Btw that’s a pinball machine

I'm not sure that's how U ask, but I'm sure he would. RT @aprilmacie I wish Wolf Blitzer would cut the shit & show me that sweet dick of his

So that's where that guy in New Jersey got the idea: http://t.co/XYbBTrem #zombies

In your face weird podcast listener who doesn't like to hear about him--For some reason. RT @saraschaefer1 BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND

So, today has a theme song: http://t.co/GW8WR3g9 RT @SabrinaJalees Pay For Your Coworkers' Dry Cleaning Day tomorrow

"Haunch guilty." RT @iliza "Blanche! You've been accused of Grand Beefery- how do you plead?"

I got busted down to Lieutenant -- Dereliction of duty. RT @laylakayleigh be the captain of your own ship

Hmm--Let's try it. "I'm so nothing else in my eye with you." Yep--It works. RT @iliza Getting something out of your eye is.

& they don't buy U a meal 1st, or a cinnabun? RT @NikkiGlaser last 50 or so times I've undressed in front of a man have been at the airport

Are "pale nailers" a thing? If they are, then that's my guess. RT @aprilmacie Who's f'n him

I dream of daily 2-5min Worsts uploaded 2 YouTube, not unlike: http://t.co/dvBzvpWb #butthatsme RT @cheezitslut change my dreams completely

"I've fallen and I can't get tech support!" RT @saraschaefer1 just had a Falling Down moment in Apple

Is that where the drummer from Def Leppard loses his arm&invents the vibrator 2 compensate? RT @TheDaniStew Just saw Hysteria&it was awesome

They are just like new male comics that way. RT @iliza Honestly, most new female comics are unoriginal

[✔] Like RT @cheezitslut Double bounce this, bitches. http://t.co/RvWmTqVM

Including second hand sawdust? RT @iliza How much sawdust does the average American inhale by using wooden chopsticks?

Still, it's tricky 2 tape a telephoto lens 2 an iPhone. RT @NikkiGlaser It's cute how they're still trying 2 sell cameras as their own thing

Doctor Who killed Rosie Larsen? RT @saraschaefer1 The who killed rosie larsen??? #theKilling

A crap circle? Are you sure it wasn't done by alien dogs? RT @WendyLiebman Dog just made a crap circle in the yard.

Now, this songs says I'm to advise against that, but I'll make an exception: http://t.co/FRrdj6V8 RT @NikkiGlaser drunk dial your dad

Odd--I've been secretly waiting to hear you say it. RT @cheezitslut Never thought I'd say "Shit. I spilled chlorophyll on my detox book,"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the desert! RT @saraschaefer1 I DON"T CARE IF THAT KUWAIT SHARK PIC IS FAKE

Good U mentioned it B4 I got 1. How about this? RT @cheezitslut "I'm super into your music note tattoo!" -no 1 http://t.co/DiLUVI3v

One of the more apt descriptions of her that I've heard. RT @natashaleggero Is lady gaga still a thing?

Because, like, the open door was covering the window? That's usually it. RT @lisarinna Sometimes when doors close a window appears!