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Modern igloos come with it standard. RT @justmyca Canada, you better have wifi. Or I'm gonna go crazy!

A rather more detailed section of the census. Certainly nice work if you can get it. RT @alysiawood government "penetration testers".

Perhaps you just haven't met the right man -- To put you off them permanently. RT @morgan_murphy how am I not gay?

Apparently now Kim wants to cameo on Coronation St. I'd certainly prefer she didn't. I have 2 watch that. RT @NikkiGlaser John Lennon swagg!

Ironically. RT @AmberTozer how do you iron

Driving across Canada in a boat? Seems like a car would be easier. RT @mariancall Getting on a boat&driving across Canada this afternoon

Certainly as good a time as any to bring it back: http://t.co/pMAaINDi RT @1capplegate answering the phone with "whazzaaaaaaap"

A Prototype, one might say. Celebrity #wwe episode of #excused? #summerslam RT @iliza JOHN CENA IS DIVORCED? Ideal specimen

Some people have many careers B4 settling on 1&getting shot in the head RT @natashaleggero How interesting that Abe Lincoln hunted vampires.

"Can't we go back to the way it was - When I pirated you?" RT @NikkiGlaser @SabrinaJalees "I just like you as a friend, Adobe 6.0"

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/3cvBeN5h Jen Murphy at the Ice House Pasadena 11-7-10

Hebride #worksontwolevels #scottishisland RT @iliza What kind of bride would you be?

Does it count if I wasn't calling for that reason? RT @cheezitslut called into a radio station and not won concert tickets

Airport security dislikes when U chase down women 2 stop them boarding flights&it only works in movies. Knowing the woman B4hand also helps.

Is "Riel Housewives of Manitoba" a thing? RT @SabrinaJalees You'll never be a Real Housewife without me

"Did you ever know that you're my haunches? You are the meat beneath my wings/" RT @iliza Flying w/out Blanche is like flying without wings

Do covers of podcast theme songs&ask the podcasts to play them. #spitball RT @mariancall ways to reach brand new people with my music

I could tell you, but then you'd have to kill me. RT @oliviamunn who killed Rosie Larsen

So, people who are crushed to death by rocks are doing it wrong? RT @MariaLKanellis The universe doesn't give you anything you can't handle.

Is that when you're so tan your skins is like leather? #calftan #mymistake RT @natashaleggero CANNOT wait to start wearing caftans

"Mad Max?!? I thought you said TJ Maxx. My mistake." RT @cheezitslut I was told to dress Mad Max-ey today. CAN DO. http://t.co/s64FPSf2

"I mean, not professionally, or anything, just sometimes in a restaurant or @ the side of the road" RT @cheezitslut &SOMETIMES male stripper

Hmm, that is weird. I mean, that should go without saying, shouldn't it? RT @amber_benson I do have access to an elf

Well, I was gonna suggest getting to the Yukon by eagle ... RT @mariancall Waiting in the wings

The trick is getting past the ever present tongue of the Hudson's Bay company. RT @mariancall One does not simply walk into the Yukon.