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"Iliza-loo who, who was only too--Only too happy to excuse the Grinch from Whoville." RT @iliza total Who from Whoville http://t.co/HZLF9Ecf

"It's much better than Cats. I'm gonna see it again&again" RT @alysiawood This is Y I live in Los Angeles. #tonyclifton http://t.co/BOGAv9d9

"Late Night with @iliza Shlesinger" has a certain ring to it. Someone get on that, will you?

"Life is like a box of chocolates. Feel free to pick through every last one for one that's to your liking." RT @iliza I found one I liked.

"Mad Max?!? I thought you said TJ Maxx. My mistake." RT @cheezitslut I was told to dress Mad Max-ey today. CAN DO. http://t.co/s64FPSf2

"No disassemble Twitter Wall!!!" #aots RT @aots THE TWITTER WALL IS ALIVE!

"No sugar tonight in my coffee; no sugar tonight in my tea." Coffee and tea in the same evening? Hey, Guess Who, pick a beverage&stick w/it.

"Not 2B confused w/Florence Henderson syndrome, where U fall in love with the actress who plays your mom." RT @natalimorris Trending Show

"Oh, oh woah oh oh -- Caught in the battlements." RT @ActionChick Gaga sings, "Bad Romance," not "Battle Man's." I prefer "Battle Man's."

"One previous owner. Only drove it to church on Sundays--For more than a century." RT @cheezitslut "Just show me the car facts."

"Quick! Golden Girls is on. It's one of the episodes with Dreyfuss!" RT @iliza http://t.co/roI3yVTC

"She's pretty&funny--I'd I'll do a pratfall 2 impress her." RT @alysiawood A man just smashed into a glass door...while checking me out

"Should I follow my head or my heart?" http://t.co/zaOWz4VB RT @laylakayleigh Follow my head. follow my heart

"So, there's horse in the food @ Taco Bell." "You mean like the problem they're having in Europe?" "No--It's always been horse @ Taco Bell."

"That dress you're wearing would look great on my bedroom floor. Any idea if they make it in its size?"

"That's why I take Dickquil: The overnight 'so your dick can rest' medicine." RT @iliza Restless Dick Syndrome (RDS)

"There's Something About Iliza" RT @iliza My hair needs a wash http://t.co/gQtrZB7r

"They put the Bad in Badminton. The Olympic Badminton Scandal. Coming this Zzzzz." RT @cheezitslut "Badminton just got a whole lot badder."

"This is why we can't have good tech!" RT @natalimorris Like mother, like daughter!

"Upon entering the cave, my hair stood on end." RT @NikkiGlaser @saraschaefer1 @80Miles #danglinggerund

"Well, how'd he get to be king then? Farcical aquatic ceremony?" #GameofGrails RT @laylakayleigh "my king is my husband' #GameofThrones

"When I'm watching you eat shrimp," RT @saraschaefer1 @NikkiGlaser YHTBT #88 @EricHutchinson http://t.co/5oaSa0GP http://t.co/cQmzpPaH

"Who's the horse, now?"

"You don't have to be unfuckable to have this tattoo, but it helps." #smallfont #helvetica RT @cheezitslut tattoo on the inside of your lip

"You played it for her; you can play it for me: Everybody mambo!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue